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Arkansas Playing 5D Chess With Coaching Hires
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:13 pm
Lane Kiffin and Eliah Drinkwitz. 
Ole Miss:Y'all fricked up big time hiring Lane. We saddled you guys with a known cheater. And know this, gone are the days of Mr. Nice Guy. We are watching you. The moment you frickers take one step out of line we are blowing the whistle. And this time there will be consequences (see, Lack of Institutional Control). So good luck, frickers. You're gonna need it.
Missouri: Eliah Drinkwitz is a plant. He is Arkansas through and through. He is taking a hit to his reputation to go burn down your program in Columbia. Don't believe me? He couldn't even be bothered to write a new speech for y'all's fan base. He gives zero shits about Missouri. You got the same speech he gave Appalachian State. Let that sink in.
I'm glad Arkansas has finally taken the big stage. Changes coming, bitches. Get your lumps in now because you won't be able to much longer. We will see to it that Ole Miss and Missouri are left destitute first. Then we will move on to the rest of these schools. You are all on the clock.
Signed,
Kiss my motherfrickin arse
Ole Miss:Y'all fricked up big time hiring Lane. We saddled you guys with a known cheater. And know this, gone are the days of Mr. Nice Guy. We are watching you. The moment you frickers take one step out of line we are blowing the whistle. And this time there will be consequences (see, Lack of Institutional Control). So good luck, frickers. You're gonna need it.
Missouri: Eliah Drinkwitz is a plant. He is Arkansas through and through. He is taking a hit to his reputation to go burn down your program in Columbia. Don't believe me? He couldn't even be bothered to write a new speech for y'all's fan base. He gives zero shits about Missouri. You got the same speech he gave Appalachian State. Let that sink in.
I'm glad Arkansas has finally taken the big stage. Changes coming, bitches. Get your lumps in now because you won't be able to much longer. We will see to it that Ole Miss and Missouri are left destitute first. Then we will move on to the rest of these schools. You are all on the clock.
Signed,
Kiss my motherfrickin arse
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Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:15 pm to BoarEd
I believe you as you’ve been so accurate on your other predictions.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:16 pm to shamrock
This woman gets it.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:17 pm to BoarEd
Sweet melt
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:18 pm to TigerTalker16
I don't melt. That word doesn't mean what you think it means. In fact, the OP should be read in a calm, Sean Connery voice.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:21 pm to BoarEd
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:34 pm to BoarEd
As someone presumably old enough to work a keyboard, you really said no Mr. Nice Guy
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:35 pm to Drydock
I don't get it.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:35 pm to sportsman2582
I did. What of it?
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:37 pm to BoarEd
*sigh* The inability to properly interpret Looney Tunes. Another sign of the decline of civilization.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:38 pm to Drydock
No, I mean, I "get it." I just don't see what angle you're working here bringing the Looney Tunes bit to my thread.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:41 pm to BoarEd
"You are a . . ."
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:41 pm to Drydock
Oh. Well I disagree with your premise. Get out of my thread.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:42 pm to BoarEd
Too late! 
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:43 pm to BoarEd
quote:
You got the same speech he gave Appalachian State. Let that sink in.
No way this is true, right?
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:46 pm to AU4real35
I believe so. Said their goal is to win the Sunbelt.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:47 pm to BoarEd
quote:
Ole Miss:Y'all fricked up big time hiring Lane. We saddled you guys with a known cheater. And know this, gone are the days of Mr. Nice Guy. We are watching you. The moment you frickers take one step out of line we are blowing the whistle. And this time there will be consequences (see, Lack of Institutional Control). So good luck, frickers. You're gonna need it.
This is one of the sadder things I’ve ever seen on here
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:49 pm to BoarEd
The fact you would plant someone to burn down Mizzou is a testament to where ark is as a program. Mizzou is a dumpster fire no need to plant.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:51 pm to WeRidinBaw
Your post doesn't make sense.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:53 pm to BoarEd
Missouri is terrible why plant someone?
This spell it out better?
This spell it out better?
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