re: Annual SEC mascot cagematch thread

1.UGA
2.Bully
3.Mike
4.Truman
5.Big Al
6.gator
7.Eagle
8.Cockie
9.Vol
10.commodore
11.tusk
12.Black bear
13.wild cat
14.Reville

simple... Wild cat kills Reville
Black Bear swipes Wild cat
Tusk gores BB in throat while eating wild cat
Commodore cuts head off Tusk, just as Vol grabs him by the leg, Cockie jumps in starts spurring Com as Vol gnaws on his leg, Eagle swoops down to get some of that action, Gator sneaks up chomps all three at once, a second later big al stomps the head of the gator 6 inches into the ground. Mike and Truman both pounce on Al schredding him up and finally Mike gets the kill bite on the neck. They turn to eachother and just as they have just about killed themselves UGA and Bully go in for the easy finish... then Bully sees that only UGA is left.... Bully commits suicide because he wants no part of RUSS

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simple... Wild cat kills Reville Black Bear swipes Wild cat Tusk gores BB in throat while eating wild cat Commodore cuts head off Tusk, just as Vol grabs him by the leg, Cockie jumps in starts spurring Com as Vol gnaws on his leg, Eagle swoops down to get some of that action, Gator sneaks up chomps all three at once, a second later big al stomps the head of the gator 6 inches into the ground. Mike and Truman both pounce on Al schredding him up and finally Mike gets the kill bite on the neck. They turn to eachother and just as they have just about killed themselves UGA and Bully go in for the easy finish... then Bully sees that only UGA is left.... Bully commits suicide because he wants no part of RUSS

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Robert Baker returns for revenge...

Tusk?




Tusk???



That sorry fricker wouldn't make it past the 2nd round..

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1.UGA

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Doesn't he die on his own??

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1. Tusk
2. Black Bear
3. Mike
4. Volunteer
5. Commodore
6. Gator
7. Truman
8. Wildcat
9. Big Al
10. Cockie
11. War Eagle
12. UGA
13. Bully
14. Revellie

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NO NO NO NO, you did this all wrong.

Elephant kills the boar right from the get go.

A live adult elephant would DOMINATE anyone in the ring, just b/c of the size advantage.

The two tigers would be fighting, wait we have 3 tigers now...whatever, they would be fighting each other in a corner over territory, with 1 coming out as the winner, but he'll be mortally wounded, but not before he hit it and quit it with the wildcat.

The fricking rooster has no shot in the ring, even with that metal spur and only has a prayer of survival if it can just lay low. Too bad, the eagle gets him.

There's no water around, the gator is fricked and one of the first to go. Except dawgs are stupid and harass the gator, forgetting that they are acutally quick for 20 feet, so all the dogs die.

The Vol and Commodore are people and smart enough to realize if they work together they just might make it out of there alive.

The Vol first goes after the bear and wins, b/c it's natural for him and funs > claws. The commodore shoots the eagle while it's eating the rooster.

Then the Vol kills the tiger that won and the wildcat. The elephant stomps out the gator.

So you have the Commodore, Vol, and elephant. The elephant then charges the Vol, while the Commodore approaches the rear going for an ankle shot.

The Vol fires first, but it's an elephant so it keeps coming. The Commodore fires for the ankle, but misses b/c he should have spent more time practicing shooting growing up than playing D&D. So BAM, Vol is trampled, turns on the Commodore who is reloading, Commodore gets off a few more non-lethat shots and is trampled too. If you read all of this, I'm impressed.

Elephant Wins, end game.

Mike wins ofcourse.

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Revellie

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I think you are underestimating him. IMO he is last dog standing, and takes out the eagle. Cockie will be tough, but I think Reveille wins

Uga fricks Al up and Al collapses on all the others besides Cocky.

Cocky realizes Uga is coming for him and shits out his own intestines

russ has no time for all these guys shite, itd be cake

Rev is no Katniss, my friend. She rolls over for a tummy rubbing right after the opening bell and gets gored. I told you pigs are smart.

Uga would frick the eagle up