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re: almost the first lady of Alabama

Posted on 11/11/09 at 12:35 am to
Posted by Bamapossum
Alabama
Member since Jan 2006
1106 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 12:35 am to
Can't you just picture her giving a tour of the new double wide. Salem Light hanging precariously from the corner of her mouth...

"Richy got me a brand new velvet Elvis! I'mona hang it right chere ovah the loveseat as soon as I get it back from the cleaners. One em damn mount'neer fans thowed a beer bottle at me when I wuz a packin it in the truck. Jus busted all over it!"

Kind of looks like Richie Rich married Tammy Wynette's corpse doesn't it?
This post was edited on 11/11/09 at 12:37 am
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15191 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 12:40 am to
I refuse to believe that any normal sane human being would willingly marry THAT
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154386 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 7:40 am to
surely that's his grandma.
Posted by gatorprincess815
Founder of Tim Tebow Fan Club.
Member since Jul 2009
18452 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 7:40 am to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154386 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Can't you just picture her giving a tour of the new double wide in almost any town in Alabama.


FIFY

Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22018 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 7:58 am to
This might be a question of West Virginia law, but if they get divorced are they still cousins?
Posted by gmbdwbwcb
Member since May 2008
50 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 7:59 am to
I know this post is all in fun, but it is funny that fans of LSU are laughing at people from Alabama when you have a whole state of mixbreeds (cajuns, creoles, red bones, etc.).
Posted by gatorprincess815
Founder of Tim Tebow Fan Club.
Member since Jul 2009
18452 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 8:00 am to
She most likely smokes Newports.
Posted by LuckyBS
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2008
910 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 8:16 am to
He was never coming to Alabama and was only used as a smoke screen so Mal could get people off his back about the search.


Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52497 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Where in the hell did he pick up that hooker?
New Orleans when he was @ Tulane
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36798 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 8:29 am to
Bless her heart. I'm no Tom Cruise,but she's uglier than homemade sin.
Posted by Big Fat
"Fear the Hat" returns 2010
Member since Sep 2009
5404 posts
Posted on 11/11/09 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Pat White made him.
Nah actually Rich Rod made Tommy Bowden. All of Tulane's success under Bowden was due to RR being the offensive coordinator.
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