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Posted on 7/22/08 at 7:27 pm to GEAUXTIGERS22
Posted on 7/22/08 at 7:27 pm to GEAUXTIGERS22
awesome love it 
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Posted on 7/22/08 at 9:56 pm to TigerBull
A guy walks in and sits down in a bar in Tuscaloosa, says to the bartender, "Hey... you want to hear a good joke about Alabama Football?"
The bartender, all of 6'-4 and 280 pounds, says to the guy, "Just so you know... I played football at 'Bama. You see those two guys over there playing pool? Yeah... the one that's about 350 pounds with no front teeth and the tall guy with the big shoulders? They played football at 'Bama, too. How 'bought I call them over here to hear your joke?"
The guys rubs his chin, looks back at the bartender and says, "Nah. I don't think so."
The bartender says, "What? Are you chicken?"
The guy says, "No... I just don't want to have to explain it three times!"
The bartender, all of 6'-4 and 280 pounds, says to the guy, "Just so you know... I played football at 'Bama. You see those two guys over there playing pool? Yeah... the one that's about 350 pounds with no front teeth and the tall guy with the big shoulders? They played football at 'Bama, too. How 'bought I call them over here to hear your joke?"
The guys rubs his chin, looks back at the bartender and says, "Nah. I don't think so."
The bartender says, "What? Are you chicken?"
The guy says, "No... I just don't want to have to explain it three times!"
Posted on 7/22/08 at 11:18 pm to Proejo
A recent Tuscaloosa police report:
Tuscaloosa police recently reported that a person was seen "egging" Tide Head Coach Nick Saban's home.
According to police reports, an empty egg carton was found at the scene. Police said that 2 eggs hit Saban's house, 3 more eggs went over Saban's house, hitting his neighbor's back door and a few other eggs hit both of the houses on either side of Saban's house.
While no arrests have been made at this time, Tuscaloosa police have named Tide QB John Parker Wilson as a "person of interest."
Tuscaloosa police recently reported that a person was seen "egging" Tide Head Coach Nick Saban's home.
According to police reports, an empty egg carton was found at the scene. Police said that 2 eggs hit Saban's house, 3 more eggs went over Saban's house, hitting his neighbor's back door and a few other eggs hit both of the houses on either side of Saban's house.
While no arrests have been made at this time, Tuscaloosa police have named Tide QB John Parker Wilson as a "person of interest."
Posted on 7/22/08 at 11:30 pm to LSUzealot
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Posted on 7/23/08 at 5:42 pm to deew
Two Alabama girls were in an elevator. One was an Alabama coed and the other was an Auburn coed. The elevator stops on the eighth floor and a man in a dark suit gets in the elevator. He was standing in front of the coeds. The girls noticed dandruff flakes on back of the man's jacket. The Auburn coed says someone needs to give that guy Head and Shoulders. The alabama coed responded by asking how do you give shoulders?
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