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re: Alabama and Georgia lead the SEC with four players selected to the Pro Bowl

Posted on 12/19/17 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 11:42 pm to
You know, the really sad thing is that I think you’re fully capable of being a decent poster around here - as evidenced at times in the SEC RBs thread. You just choose to be a cocksucker to people constantly instead. Never really understood that mentality.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 11:59 pm to
NFLU
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37519 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:03 am to
He was voted worst poster BY lsu fans and gets year+ long bans. Dude is a total fricking loon
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:03 am to
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Really disappointed


Congratulations Tuscaloosa

I know how huge that moment is for you.
Your whole life you've been hearing others say those two words to you. Your parents, your grandparents, aunts, uncles, siblings, the doctor who pulled you out, teachers, preachers, friends, coaches, girls, anytime you've pulled your pants down, your own self as you look in the mirror. But most of all your parents, nearly daily all 40+ of your years.

But now your time has finally come. You've been given the chance to say those words to somebody else.

Today, Tuscaloosa, I have given you a gift that you can never repay me for. This moment is priceless, and timeless. You'll have this memory of me, BowlJackson, the rest of your life until you're making your final death rattles.


I've always thought of you as my little protege, and today I an DAMNED proud of you... son ;)

And all I can say Tuscaloosa, is you are so so welcome

How about it folks, can we get a round of applause for my #1 follower?
The Biden to my Obama.
The Katherine Webb to my AJ McChestTats.
The texag7 to my everything Auburn related.
The Peter to my Jesus
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 12:05 am
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:05 am to
Y'all are cute
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:05 am to
That is one really long arse melt just to tell everyone you’d rather be a welching bitch than honor a bet.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:21 am to
Yes, we all know that reading too many words is very difficult for you Bama folk.




Btw, you were an only child, weren't you? Because you sure do cry a lot when people don't play a long with the BS rules you made up after inserting yourself into other peoples game last minute because you felt left out.


Look bro, its okay to feel lonely. But this isn't how we handle those feelings.

The real world isn't going to coddle you like mommy did. And frankly, its borderline abuse that she breast fed you until you started kindergarten. That's a good starting point for your next therapy session IMO
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:29 am to
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Y'all are cute


Thanks Georgie, I know. I was voted "Cutest" as my superlative at the end of my 6th grade year. Its always nice to be reminded of my good looks though, so I appreciate it

6th grade was a good year. That's the year I first realized that I am a very attractive man. I always knew before that that I was considered "adorable" by older people, but that's the year I became aware that I was considered attractive to my peers as well. Got my first few gfs that year... Good times man.

When did you first realise that you were attractive, Georgie?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:32 am to
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Btw, you were an only child, weren't you? Because you sure do cry a lot when people don't play a long with the BS rules you made up after inserting yourself into other peoples game last minute because you felt left out.


3rd reply in YOUR thread was me offering a ban bet. I was the first person to offer any kind of bet to you, and you accepted. Several weeks later I offered you the opportunity to amend our bet to avoid either of us having to serve a lengthy ban bet. You accepted those terms as well.

LINK

This is a bad look for you, Bowl.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:40 am to
I think now my favorite post in the entire thread is on page 3...

LINK

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At least you aren't a complete pussy and gone into hiding like Tuscaloser and the other inbred Bama fan.


Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:42 am to
Oh, and then there’s this goodie:

LINK

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It would be stupid of him to end up banned for a bet that his team has no place in anyway.

Not that he would honor it anyway. Tuscaloosa is well known as one of the biggest POS and worst all around human beings on this entire site
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 12:43 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:44 am to
There are no bad looks for me. I'd ask if you missed the post right above you where we discuss how good looking I am, but we already established that you don't read too well.



I'm jk btw. I'm not that conceited. Associating with the likes of you is a bad look on anybody.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:45 am to
Cool.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 12:53 am to
Bowl, did smash glass into the coffe you railroaded this evening?

Chavis is gonna suffocate that whirlybird bullshite your coach does, next year.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:17 am to
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Bowl, did smash glass into the coffe you railroaded this evening?


I don't drink coffe... Or even coffee

Does smash glass mean cocaine? Because I railroaded that, but ran out in the afternoon.
And even if I wasn't out, I always stop railing lines before supper. Because I'm a responsible adult with work in the morning and can't be awake all night long. That's why after supper time I switch it up and snort heroin instead so I can get a good night sleep and be productive at work the next day

quote:

Chavis is gonna suffocate that whirlybird bullshite your coach does, next year.




Y'all really hired that has been?

Dude, Chavis couldn't stop Gus and Auburn with elite athletes at LSU back when people still thought he was good.

You think that's going to change with the gang of 2* undersized children in Fayetteville?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:22 am to
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Cool


Thanks glad to see you're starting to come to your senses and see things how they really are. It takes a big man to find self awareness in himself where it didn't exist before. And once again, I'm so proud of you.

I chose you as my protege for a reason. I saw something special in you. Continue to grow my little butterfly
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 1:27 am to
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Box Score - Sep 21, 2013

All Football Scores »

Tiger Stadium (LA) - Baton Rouge, LA

Photos

Linescore

?Auburn-21 ?LSU-35


Posted by GeauxPack81
Member since Dec 2009
10482 posts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 9:54 am to
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Alabama (4): Landon Collins, Mark Ingram, Julio Jones, C.J. Mosley


Really? Cause my fantasy team disagrees.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 9:55 am
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