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re: Alabama: Tell Me About the Elephants
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:11 pm to geauxranger54
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:11 pm to geauxranger54
Pulled this of a fun fact website:
An elephant's penis can grow four to five feet long, nearly the size of full grown adults to put that in perspective, and has many uses besides reproduction. Because of their large size, it's necessary to have an extremely large penis for mating purposes.
However, what is interesting about these animals is how they use it in other aspects of daily life. When reaching for food at a tough angle or even just out of laziness, the elephant will purposefully erect their penis and use it as support. By doing this they maintain the stability they lose when reaching off balance.
Their penises are also used to swat annoying flies away from their sides when they can't reach or are too busy. Also, when an elephant has an itch on their stomach they simply swing their penis around to scratch it!
An elephant's penis can grow four to five feet long, nearly the size of full grown adults to put that in perspective, and has many uses besides reproduction. Because of their large size, it's necessary to have an extremely large penis for mating purposes.
However, what is interesting about these animals is how they use it in other aspects of daily life. When reaching for food at a tough angle or even just out of laziness, the elephant will purposefully erect their penis and use it as support. By doing this they maintain the stability they lose when reaching off balance.
Their penises are also used to swat annoying flies away from their sides when they can't reach or are too busy. Also, when an elephant has an itch on their stomach they simply swing their penis around to scratch it!
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Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:12 pm to lsuisgood
It a actually used to be spelled Tuskcaloosa
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:13 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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CheeseburgerEddie
This seriously gets my vote for post of the year. Friggin hilarious.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:14 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Upvoted the frick out of that
This post was edited on 6/13/13 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:20 pm to HsvBama
Making arses quit going all the way back to the leather helmut days!
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:23 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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They have miniature elephants? I want one. Or are u just talking about baby jungle elephants.
I know I'm about to unleash a flood of Saban jokes, but here you go.
Borneo pygmy elephants
Adopt a pygmy elephant
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:28 pm to JustGetItRight
I am about to adopt one. Do you have any idea how much damage you could do in ttown walking that thing around on a saturday.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:29 pm to JustGetItRight
That looks like a shrunken down African elephant.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:41 pm to TwelfthMan
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Male elephants are trunksuckers.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 5:04 pm to td01241
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They mourn their dead.
Wow. Mind blown.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 5:08 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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However, what is interesting about these animals is how they use it in other aspects of daily life. When reaching for food at a tough angle or even just out of laziness, the elephant will purposefully erect their penis and use it as support. By doing this they maintain the stability they lose when reaching off balance.
I do this. Crazy. But it never works.
Posted on 6/13/13 at 5:10 pm to lowspark12
I laughed. 
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