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Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:15 pm to Tornado Alley
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:15 pm to Tornado Alley
Well, that's 10 seconds of reading I'll never get back.
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:23 pm to Rebelgator
A man and and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to frick your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to frick your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Posted on 1/20/15 at 11:49 pm to Tornado Alley
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What kind of dogs do y'all have?
I have a mutt who mostly looks like a tennessee brindle coonhound like this but with more gray than brown
You can see him and I twice a day usually on the square...walk him to the square usually around 1030 am and 330 pm as of now (subject to change w a new class schedule starting tomorrow)...he wears an Auburn collar, yell insults at us next time you see us
Posted on 1/21/15 at 12:03 am to beaver
Slut
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:44 am to beaver
If I actually see that dog being paraded around the Square, I will most definitely hurl an insult or two your way.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:46 am to beaver
I'll just start barking like UGA fans and trip both of y'all the frick out.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:07 am to beaver
Here's my mutt. Wouldn't trade her for the world.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 9:28 am
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:28 am to Tornado Alley
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The admins have graciously let this thread stay operational for a couple of days now.
Maybe it's a thing?
No, this thread needs 69 nuclear bombs dropped on it.
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If we all RA'd for a sticky, would that be a bad idea?
Yes.
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Hell, well over half of all threads on both tLandmass boards end up as Egg Bowl threads.
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:38 am to DownSouthJukin
That's a cute dog. I'm picking my mutt (half-Dane, half-lab, but looks mostly Dane) up from Birmingham this afternoon. Couldn't. Be. More. Excited.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:39 am to REBEL5 AC
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No, this thread needs 69 nuclear bombs dropped on it.
AC, who pissed on your Wheaties this morning?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:40 am to ABearsFanNMS
First day of classes. Screw this.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:45 am to BallstotheWesleyWall
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That's a cute dog. I'm picking my mutt (half-Dane, half-lab, but looks mostly Dane) up from Birmingham this afternoon. Couldn't. Be. More. Excited.
Post a pic when you get him/her. Should be a great looking dog. Prepare to buy dog food by the bushel. See that antler with my dog? They are a pup's best friend.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:49 am to DownSouthJukin
Oh I've had him since July. He just had to get one last treatment in Georgia before coming to Mississippi with me. My parents have been watching him for two weeks for me.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:57 am to ABearsFanNMS
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AC, who pissed on your Wheaties this morning?
;)
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:52 pm to REBEL5 AC
School sucks. Sipping on bulleit and casually reading a book as an escape. So this is "old"
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:05 pm to DocHoliday11
I have been in class since 9:00 AM, am heating up leftover spaghetti, sipping cheap red wine, and won't get in bed until close to 1:00 AM. Tell me about it 
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:04 am to DocHoliday11
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School sucks.
fricking 3 accounting classes. I don't want to hear it.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:06 am to olemiss5931
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First day of classes. Screw this.
Damn, y'all start late. First day was last week. Ready for baseball season, sure y'all are too.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:00 am to pivey14
Mornin', y'all
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:02 am to Tornado Alley
COaD
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