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re: 2013 Ole Miss Football recruiting: :jimpfordays: congrats everyone!

Posted on 12/23/12 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 7:49 pm to
I hear the CFL is involved
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 7:53 pm to
We're getting Ron Swanmasoli back while he gets his master's in bear shite?
Posted by umrebel2009
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:01 pm to
Masoli is connected by 4 degrees
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:03 pm to
This is bigger than we imagined
Posted by No Colors
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:06 pm to
When?
Posted by umrebel2009
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:07 pm to
Giorgio Tsoukalos believes this is the event the Mayans were actually predicting
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:10 pm to
We'll know more when the armadillo talks to the squirrel if ya catch my drift...
Posted by No Colors
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Catch my drift

I don't
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:18 pm to
If you haven't figured out what's happening I can't help you
Posted by No Colors
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:25 pm to
If you are asking whether I understand allusions to the CFL, armadillos, dolphins, and bears shitting, then no I don't. I guess I am beyond help! ,
Posted by No Colors
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:26 pm to
I do understand the gymnastics allusion!
Posted by umrebel2009
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:26 pm to
All I'm going to say is don't eat chili tomorrow, and make sure you take a good shite before 6pm-ish...
Posted by No Colors
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 8:28 pm to
A sad Xmas in the Bundy household is reason enough for a second helping of eggnog in my book.
Posted by omrebelfan20
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 9:02 pm to
Im not catching any drift here. Am i beyond help?
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 9:13 pm to
You're gonna have to start a fire in your yard. Gather the eggs of a robin, 2 hairs of a red fox, and 2 s'mores pop tarts. Combine ingredients in a bowl of ivory and pour over aforementioned fire while chanting your favorite current top 40 hit. Go to bed as soon asthe fire goes out. Then, tomorrow night, come back to this very board and you will see what we've been referring to.
Posted by umrebel2009
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 9:13 pm to
it's a tortoise and hare race my friend and the stone has skipped 3 times in the pond
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 9:14 pm to
Need to clarify on the pop tarts. Those are for consumption. It would be wasteful to put them in the fire.
Posted by umrebel2009
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 9:20 pm to
the only time it is acceptable to throw poptarts in a fire is when they are the frosting-less one's. Those poptarts can die and go to hell
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 9:28 pm to
Pretty sure that's one of the commandments
Posted by HottyToddy7
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Posted on 12/23/12 at 9:44 pm to
What about toaster struddles?
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