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re: Zipper Question
Posted on 3/16/17 at 3:12 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Posted on 3/16/17 at 3:12 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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Well, I think most normal men just unzip. Of course, your friend's junk may not be long enough to just unzip so that may be why he unbuttons his pants like a little kid.
I just unzip but I've heard the argument that their dong is too big to only unzip
I've also heard one dude claim if he's wearing shorts he just pulls it out the bottom of his short leg and pisses. This seems impossible but he wore fratstar short shorts so idk
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Posted on 3/16/17 at 3:12 pm to GnashRebel
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I completely drop pants and underwear to my ankles and hold my shirt up under my armpits when using a urinal.
Though you may not be serious, I had a teacher that used to do basically this in high school. And he used the student restrooms-I think there were teacher restrooms in the lounges. He would also talk. The rumor was prostate problems-but having grown older it's apparent that was bullshite.
Creepy as hell.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 5:10 pm to Numberwang
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much more effective than the simple "shake" to prevent piss dribbles.
This becomes more important as you age.
Ain't that the truth...
Posted on 3/16/17 at 9:32 pm to DirtyDawg
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:32 pm to BamaChick
It's not only a great privilege, but a great responsibility.
I unbutton and unzip. I find the courseness of a metal zipper against my delicate man gland to be uncomfortable.
On a side note, how many of you guys sit to piss in the middle of the night? I, personally squat like a bitch. I've found it easier to do without having to turn on the blinding bathroom light and I don't have to hear my lovely wife complain about my piss splatter all over the floor as try and guide my stream through one half closed eye..
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:19 pm to five_fivesix
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On a side note, how many of you guys sit to piss in the middle of the night?
I've thought about it once or twice, then remembered what I've got down there and my obligation to my manhood, and didn't.
But sometimes when I'm on morning autopilot and go to take a deuce (first thing I do in the morning), and there is no deuce, I go ahead and piss while I'm sitting down, even though I know it's my obligation as a man to piss in the shower in the morning. I feel guilty and dirty afterward.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:25 am to DirtyDawg
I bet a bunch of you bitches pee sitting down and wont admit it.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:07 pm to DirtyDawg
Taking a piss at the urnial? Just the zip.
At home? Nude. No other way to go.
At home? Nude. No other way to go.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 2:13 pm to Pavoloco83
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Pavoloco83
Pees sitting down.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:57 pm to Robert Goulet
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I like to flop my entire dick and nuts over my boxers to let them breathe for a minute when I am peeing.
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