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Woke Thread of the Week: Do you know Yakub?
Posted on 1/4/19 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 1/4/19 at 10:56 pm
- Yakub (biblically known as Jacob) was born in Mecca when 30% of the population, which was and remains black, was dissatisfied.
- Yakub had a very large head and high intelligence
- As a child he discovered the laws of attraction and repulsion while playing with magnets and realized that people could be attracted with lies and tricks
- He read every book in the libraries and universities of Mecca and learned that black people had a black germ and a brown germ
- Yakub then led 59,999 followers to the island of Patmos where he began selectively breeding his people, keeping the light skinned ones and killing the dark skinned ones to create the White race after roughly 600 years.
- The White race then attempted to return to Mecca but was expelled to Europe for causing trouble. While in Europe the Whites then lived in caves and wore animal skins.
- Black soldiers then patrolled Europe's borders with swords to keep the White people in until Moses, who was black, visited and tried to civilize them. After teaching them to wear clothes Moses grew tired of them and killed 300 of them with dynamite.
- In addition to clothes and fire White people also learned "tricknology" from Moses. The science of Tricknology allowed Whites to escape Europe and enslave black people but that's another story for another day...
- Not only did Yakub create White people, he also made Asians and Indians as side projects!
This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 12:55 am
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 11:33 pm to KSGamecock
I love some Farrakhan backed mythology.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:35 am to KSGamecock
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Yakub then led 59,999 followers to the island of Patmos where he began selectively breeding his people, keeping the light skinned ones and killing the dark skinned ones to create the White race after roughly 600 years.
Finally, I know where my ancestors came from. Yakub made the Euros with magnets
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:37 am to thatguy45
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Yakub made the Euros with magnets
All praise lord Yakub.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:37 am to KSGamecock
He was Klingon?
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:38 am to BowlJackson
Good eye, the resemblance is definitely there. Art imitates life I guess.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 1:50 am to KSGamecock
Gowron is tGOAT Klingon
Posted on 1/5/19 at 2:20 am to KSGamecock
I feel I would appreciate threads like this more if I was drunk or high.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 4:29 am to KSGamecock
White privilege is fricking AWESOME. Thanks Yakub!
Posted on 1/5/19 at 12:22 pm to KSGamecock
SHUT IT DOWN. The Afro-centrists know.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:59 pm to KSGamecock
I remember reading about all that shite on the Wu Tang fanboards circa 2005.
Millions of people believe this shite.
Millions of people believe this shite.
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:43 pm to Hogwarts
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I feel I would appreciate threads like this more if I was drunk or high
This is what happens when weed becomes legal. It’s like the whole world has become my college living room.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 1:46 am to deeprig9
I find the Nation of Islam fascinating, especially its history.
The way they say the shahada, the Muslim confession of faith, is complete apostasy...Muslims say “There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger” but they say “There is no god but Allah and Fard is his messenger” and stuff like that. Not every time, but I watched a service they have on their site and several of their speakers said it that way...that shite would get you killed in many parts of the Muslim world.
Their “mosques” also hold their services on Sunday rather than Friday, they sit in pews, they aren’t gender separated, and judging by some of their outfits I doubt they’re doing the whole washing ritual thingy.
The whole appearance and disappearance of their founder is just weird.
The Yakub stuff is really out there and it’s part of what drove Malcolm X away from it, he went on Hajj and everyone called bullshite.
The other thing that gets me is that Islam wasn’t this great religion that their pre-slave ancestors voluntarily accepted or anything. Most of their ancestors wouldn’t have been Muslims, some would have sure, but a comparable number would have been Catholic from Kongo. It’s not some shining alternative to Christianity, the ones that were Muslim would have been converted in a similar way that the Christians were.
How NOI members don’t show the slightest bit of agency and fact check even a fraction of this shite is a genuine mystery to me. Their religion isn’t Islam in the slightest, it’s just weird and culty. They still cling to it even after Elijah Muhammad’s son came out and disavowed it and moved to traditional Sunni Islam, even after Malcolm X did the same.
Also a ton of them are in to dianetics...wild.
The way they say the shahada, the Muslim confession of faith, is complete apostasy...Muslims say “There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger” but they say “There is no god but Allah and Fard is his messenger” and stuff like that. Not every time, but I watched a service they have on their site and several of their speakers said it that way...that shite would get you killed in many parts of the Muslim world.
Their “mosques” also hold their services on Sunday rather than Friday, they sit in pews, they aren’t gender separated, and judging by some of their outfits I doubt they’re doing the whole washing ritual thingy.
The whole appearance and disappearance of their founder is just weird.
The Yakub stuff is really out there and it’s part of what drove Malcolm X away from it, he went on Hajj and everyone called bullshite.
The other thing that gets me is that Islam wasn’t this great religion that their pre-slave ancestors voluntarily accepted or anything. Most of their ancestors wouldn’t have been Muslims, some would have sure, but a comparable number would have been Catholic from Kongo. It’s not some shining alternative to Christianity, the ones that were Muslim would have been converted in a similar way that the Christians were.
How NOI members don’t show the slightest bit of agency and fact check even a fraction of this shite is a genuine mystery to me. Their religion isn’t Islam in the slightest, it’s just weird and culty. They still cling to it even after Elijah Muhammad’s son came out and disavowed it and moved to traditional Sunni Islam, even after Malcolm X did the same.
Also a ton of them are in to dianetics...wild.
This post was edited on 1/6/19 at 1:53 am
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