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thatguy45
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Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
Got told by a coworker once that he was driving through Gary on a delivery run, and someone tried to steal something off his truck. So he pulled his gun out. The thief in response asked if he was gonna be a coward and used a gun. My coworker claims he responded "no I'll fight you. I've got a record for assaulting 4 police officers", he then laid his pistol on the hood of the vehicle, took off his socks and shoes and prepared to fight him. The thief then looked up his record and had a new found respect for him and wanted to shake his hand.
Truly a miraculous incident
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KSGamecock
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
Interesting story. What line of work are you in?

I had a guy who worked for me once who always had a story. Whatever you had done he had done that twice, or it was twice as bad, etc etc. It was super annoying so I brain dumped a lot of his bull shite but he had one story about how some kinfolk of his (he was from the back woods) had caught his lady and neighboring man mid coitus. He apparently chained them to two trees, coated some barbed wire in honey and stuck it up both of their bums.

Can't remember if they died or not, not really sure, figured it was bull shite.


thatguy45
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
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What line of work are you in?

Creating tasteful oil painting of whales in coitus

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he had one story about how some kinfolk of his (he was from the back woods) had caught his lady and neighboring man mid coitus. He apparently chained them to two trees, coated some barbed wire in honey and stuck it up both of their bums.

no doubt he had a treasure trove of experiences like the former convict guy.
Dude even had a story about getting it on with a migit, in the woods, after riding around with her on a 4 wheeler. Some of his bs was entertaining at least


KSGamecock
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Creating tasteful oil painting of whales in coitus




I'm sure.

That reminds me, a guy I used to work with claimed he once fricked Britt McHenry, I actually believe him though.


thatguy45
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Britt McHenry

Is there a reason you believed him?



thatguy45
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I'm sure.

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KSGamecock
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
I don't want the Rant getting in legal trouble so I'm not going to say why or anything about Ms. McHenry. I definitely believe that it happened though.


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BowlJackson
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
Reminds me of a guy I grew up with who was 3rd string on our 8th grade football team, then spent all of HS claiming he was on the football team but just not playing because he had some serious injury in spring practice and wasn't cleared by the doctors to play. He "tore his ACL" 3 times.

It really got good our senior year when he started claiming he had a scholarship offer to play WR for North Alabama, who was a D2 powerhouse at the time. Claimed he got offered based on tape from spring practices before his injuries, and Rush Propst vouching for him to get a UNA coach to drive to Hoover just to watch him run drills btw this guy is 5'8" had average speed, wasn't half as athletic as he thought he was, and terrible hands. He used to be the only kid in the neighborhood to show go to backyard games with WR gloves and he still couldn't catch.




He joined the Army after HS. I saw him about 2 years later when he was home on leave and he claimed to be a green beret sniper and that he was closing in on 100 confirmed kills



Early 2018 he got arrested for blackmailing a woman into sex. He became the first person in Alabama arrested under a new felony law called sexual extortion. Absolutely nobody that knew him was surprised. POS did the same thing in HS to at least one girl i know of, along with a lot of other creepy shite.


thatguy45
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
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He joined the Army after HS. I saw him about 2 years later when he was home on leave and he claimed to be a green beret sniper and that he was closing in on 100 confirmed kills

I went to school with someone who had all sorts of bs.
He claimed he got in a high speed chase once (in his PoS 20+ year old GMC pick up), drove through a corn field to someone's house (keep in mind this person's house had a bunch of trees between it in the field) and he hid his truck in said person's barn while said person was "on vacation" and waited for the mess to blow over
Also claimed that a mutual friend we had choked him during football practice, and on the line, people kicked each other in the nuts
Alotta horse crap from him like that

Also went to school with a guy who went between a redneck and gang banger phase every other week. He claimed that he would sit in his tree stand, smoke weed, and itd lure the deer in. Dude went downtown after we all graduated, tried to join a gang, and got the crap kicked out of him


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KSGamecock
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
lol wow. Sounds like everybody has met that kind of guy, only wish I would have had the satisfaction of knowing one to get arrested in that spectacular of a fashion.


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StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
When I was in the Navy, there was this guy -- a super nerdy dude who always took the military a little too seriously. He would tell us that he was part of a secret government organization but that it was classified, even to military members. So no matter where we were, no matter what we were doing (literally everything you can imagine outside of a combat zone) -- he would get a call and just say "understood", get up and walk out of the room/bar/etc. etc.

I've heard similar stories from other branches of service, so I have to wonder if it's a running joke -- but my money is on there just being weird people in the world.


KSGamecock
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
TIL SDAR served with Jonathan Pollard.


thatguy45
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
Nice job slippin him in there


KSGamecock
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
Why whatever do you mean? Jonathan Pollard was a guy who worked with the US Navy. He was super nerdy, definitely part of a secret government organization, and probably acted much like SDAR is describing as a part of his thing. He fits the bill alright, anything else is just a coincidence, guy.


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BowlJackson
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
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only wish I would have had the satisfaction of knowing one to get arrested in that spectacular of a fashion.



It was great. His picture was on the front page of AL.com and everything. Everybody we went to HS with was sharing the article on Facebook and talking about how they weren't surprised.


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StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
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TIL SDAR served with Jonathan Pollard.


"What could that nerd possibly be up to?"

I was never worried about nuclear secrets, was worried I'd hear about him in a Jeffrey Dahmer kind of way though.


KSGamecock
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
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was worried I'd hear about him in a Jeffrey Dahmer kind of way though.


This and Bowl's thing makes the sound of a "What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of" thread sound like a good idea.


StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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re: Wildest/most ridiculous story youve been told by someone?
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"What is the craziest crime someone you know has been convicted of"


I got a story for that, I have to change some things because it's partially linked to why I live in Mexico City.


KSGamecock
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Well shit, I gotta know so guess it's gonna be a thread.


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Hogwarts
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took off his socks and shoes


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