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When did you learn that women really do fart?
Posted on 9/22/18 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 9/22/18 at 11:18 pm
For me it was when I was younger and my older sister ripped one while working at the computer. I was always told that girls don't do that, so I was wondering what the heck had just happened. Lol
How did this myth get busted for y'all?
How did this myth get busted for y'all?
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Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:18 am to cbree88
I grew up with 2 sisters and all girl cousins. I’d say this “myth” was dispelled for me at a very early age.
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:28 am to tiger114
Was it actually acceptable for them to do that in your family? That seems unusual.
This post was edited on 9/23/18 at 9:33 am
Posted on 9/23/18 at 10:09 am to cbree88
They poop too 
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:17 pm to BowlJackson
My first year of grad school my now wife was still at LSU. I was taking her to the airport after a weekend visit and I jokingly picked her up over my shoulder. Let out one of those soft “prrrffftt”. Neither of said anything. That was when I knew, when it hit me in my ear hole.
Posted on 9/23/18 at 8:31 pm to TheDeathValley
Haha. Do y'all do it in front of each other now?
Posted on 9/23/18 at 9:03 pm to TheDeathValley
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Let out one of those soft “prrrffftt”. Neither of said anything. That was when I knew, when it hit me in my ear hole.
She pooped in your ear hole and you still married her?
Or is that why you married her?
Posted on 9/23/18 at 11:48 pm to cbree88
My sister ripped one like a Clydesdale...
Posted on 9/24/18 at 6:57 am to BowlJackson
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Haha. Do y'all do it in front of each other now?
I do, she does occasionally. She did often when she was pregnant.
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She pooped in your ear hole and you still married her?
Or is that why you married her?
50/50
Posted on 9/24/18 at 7:15 pm to Athis
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sister ripped one like a Clydesdale...
Haha. Your story is like mine.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 7:31 pm to cbree88
They don't fart, they toot. At least that is what I was told it was called.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 7:57 pm to kywildcatfanone
I have never used the word "toot" I my life. No comment on farting.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:01 pm to Carolina_Girl
We all know Aiken girls fart. Hell I’d consider what Aiken girls do as “blowing arse”
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:06 pm to LewDawg
Competing with the horses, you know. They can rip some serious arse trombone.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:07 pm to Carolina_Girl
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ywildcatfanone
I have never used the word "toot" I my life. No comment on farting.
Do you give the Clydesdales a run for their money?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:09 pm to Carolina_Girl
Speaking of. When does that clown show come back? Steeplechase? I think that’s it.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:14 pm to LewDawg
End of October. Annoying as hell. Never been and have no desire to ever go. Nothing but Ohio assholes.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:23 pm to cbree88
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Do you give the Clydesdales a run for their money?
I blame it on my hapless dog. He doesn't care.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:26 pm to Carolina_Girl
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I blame it on my hapless dog. He doesn't care
Does he look at you and give you a WTF look after you do it? Lol
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:31 pm to cbree88
I yell at him and he sorta looks confused but then seems to accept the blame.
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