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re: Weirdest/Sketchiest place you've ever yanked it
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:05 pm to Hogssmellgood
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:05 pm to Hogssmellgood
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Also did it on the interstate one time.
if you were going on a state line then....
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 5:22 pm to robyman
It is good you added 6th grade because otherwise that would no just be sketchy but a crime 
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.Posted on 1/7/14 at 5:24 pm to AUCatfish
Camp Shelby is a complete shite hole. Time spent there is like being in hell.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 7:52 pm to Robert Goulet
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Stryker than Saddam could have ever hoped for. Those porta johns were hard to work in though
They had nice shower/shitters by the time I first went through there (07), and some a-hole would lay down a big fudge dragon in the transient shower about every time we want through there.
man, you aren't lying about those port o shitters. In the middle of summer, it felt like I was about to have a stroke trying to fire one out covered in sweat.
I strangely feel better you guys were protecting our freedoms to yank where and when you please.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 7:54 pm to InfantryDawg
I've done the 5 knuckle shuffle at Camp Shelby thousands of times..
It's the only place I know where you can be rocked to sleep on a top bunk by another guy jacking it on the bottom bunk..
It's the only place I know where you can be rocked to sleep on a top bunk by another guy jacking it on the bottom bunk..
Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:02 pm to Hardy_Har
Yep barracks life . Nothing is sacred in the Army/military it comes to a point where guys just stop caring and just whack it as soon as they get the urge. 
. Nothing is sacred in the Army/military it comes to a point where guys just stop caring and just whack it as soon as they get the urge. Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:09 pm to InfantryDawg
The most deceiving place:
In Iraq, if you lived in firm bases, you rarely got to visit a big, nice base with women and hot food unless you were in transit of some sort. Soon as I made it to Al Asad for the first time and saw those air conditioned - shitter trailers I knew immediately I was about to take a #3..
Get nestled in, it's a REAL toilet, it's actually 69 degrees as opposed to 130 in a port potty modified for wag bags (google them) or with a cut drum in the bottom that enables you to drag it out and burn it later.. It's actually nice in here.. Take a dump, get ready to whittle, and you realize your arse is on FIRE.
Even though the toilet is real.. Even though the air conditioner is blowing snowballs.. The water is stored outside in the sunlight IN A GODDAMN BLACK TANK!! Your arse is sweating and cooking like a piece of chicken even though the air has your body cold.. Deception at it's best.
Can't have shite..
In Iraq, if you lived in firm bases, you rarely got to visit a big, nice base with women and hot food unless you were in transit of some sort. Soon as I made it to Al Asad for the first time and saw those air conditioned - shitter trailers I knew immediately I was about to take a #3..
Get nestled in, it's a REAL toilet, it's actually 69 degrees as opposed to 130 in a port potty modified for wag bags (google them) or with a cut drum in the bottom that enables you to drag it out and burn it later.. It's actually nice in here.. Take a dump, get ready to whittle, and you realize your arse is on FIRE.
Even though the toilet is real.. Even though the air conditioner is blowing snowballs.. The water is stored outside in the sunlight IN A GODDAMN BLACK TANK!! Your arse is sweating and cooking like a piece of chicken even though the air has your body cold.. Deception at it's best.
Can't have shite..
Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:14 pm to Hardy_Har
I participated but this thread is weird.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:15 pm to UMRealist
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I've done the 5 knuckle shuffle at Camp Shelby thousands of times..
our high school football coach took us there once summer to train for two weeks. I cannot believe people stayed for longer in that hell hole. I know it doesnt mean shite but yall earned my respect
Posted on 1/7/14 at 8:43 pm to robyman
Tree stand.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:34 pm to gatorhata9
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Tree stand.
thatll keep the deer away...
Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:39 pm to rbWarEagle
I guess for me it would be while driving down HWY 49 at 3 A.M half drunk on the way home. I kept dozing off so I decided to jack off to keep myself awake..as soon as I pulled in the driveway I came
Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:42 pm to PowerTool
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Don't know why you even mentioned it. 5 is nothing.
This. When I first discovered jacking off I was a machine.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:46 pm to deltaland
I remember I did it accidentally. I felt like I had invented the wheel or fire or something. I'm not sure I left my room that weekend.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:50 pm to UMRealist
The good old days..
Posted on 1/7/14 at 9:56 pm to UMRealist
I found it out by accident too. I was 12 yrs old and at my grandparents lakehouse. Hot girl who was 14 yrs old was staying with her parents in their lake house next door.
I happened to meet her and we hung out all day then watched a movie that night..ended up making out with her (first real kiss). Thought I was a boss..I knew of sex of course but never really knew about jacking off.
But that night in bed I couldn't stop thinking of her..then something happened..the rest just came natural
I happened to meet her and we hung out all day then watched a movie that night..ended up making out with her (first real kiss). Thought I was a boss..I knew of sex of course but never really knew about jacking off.
But that night in bed I couldn't stop thinking of her..then something happened..the rest just came natural
Posted on 1/7/14 at 10:04 pm to deltaland
This thread is too weird.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 10:14 pm to CatFan81
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This thread is too weird.
Hush woman you wouldn't understand
Posted on 1/7/14 at 10:17 pm to Agforlife
Oh, I understand. That doesn't make me think that you frickers are any less weird.
Posted on 1/7/14 at 10:42 pm to rbWarEagle
Wow greatest thread I've seen in awhile. To all you military guys that took care of business overseas I applaud you. I'll sleep better tonight knowing there has been more American jizz launched in Iraq than the entire Aggie student body could do in their jizz jars through college.
Mine was in a movie theater bathroom.
Mine was in a movie theater bathroom.
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