Was that you kywildcatfan in the Kroger?

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Sportin the grey Mizzou hoodie and the khaki shorts in the local K'roget?

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Never

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You just know this will upset Angry kansas if he/she finds out.

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Pio and I are good. He can have arKansas.

This is how he met his wife at Kroger.

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?"

You quickly replied "No it wasn't me!"

You almost seemed insulted I would ask.

As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner.

You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up.

You should write for penthouse.

Or a produce magazine

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You should write for penthouse.

Or a produce magazine

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Why not both?


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