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This is so disturbing yet funny as hell
Posted on 4/27/13 at 1:36 am
Posted on 4/27/13 at 1:36 am
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Posted on 4/27/13 at 2:10 am to GTHTSUN
Posted on 4/27/13 at 2:25 am to GTHTSUN
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In the animal kingdom justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Honolulu Zoo, The dedicated detectives that investigate these vicious? felanies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Zookeepers Unit.
These are their stories...
Posted on 4/27/13 at 6:59 am to GTHTSUN
Holy hell. I knew there was a good reason I've always hated monkeys.
I need to learn not to click when the word "disturbing" is in the title of the thread.
I need to learn not to click when the word "disturbing" is in the title of the thread.
Posted on 4/27/13 at 8:08 am to DrunkenStuporMan
The frog was asking for it... dressing all provacatively....
Posted on 4/27/13 at 8:25 am to GTHTSUN
I'll never look at the WB the same way again.
ETA - And WTF is wrong with the adult taping that shite for letting what sounds like a whole class of kindergardeners stand around and watch.
I would've been like "Oh look class, the monkey has a friend. Wait, what the hell? Is he... yeah... he's fricking it. Come on kids, let's go look at the tigers!"
ETA - And WTF is wrong with the adult taping that shite for letting what sounds like a whole class of kindergardeners stand around and watch.
I would've been like "Oh look class, the monkey has a friend. Wait, what the hell? Is he... yeah... he's fricking it. Come on kids, let's go look at the tigers!"
Posted on 4/27/13 at 9:00 am to Mizzoufan26
quote:dammit, I was coming in with that line.
The frog was asking for it... dressing all provacatively....
Posted on 4/27/13 at 9:02 am to GTHTSUN
Didn't hear the frog say no at any time...charges will never hold up.
Posted on 4/27/13 at 9:08 am to GTHTSUN
I struck out last night, but there is one sexy arse frog outside. Hmmm. Be back in 30!
Or 5! Or whatever, I'll keeps ya posted.
Or 5! Or whatever, I'll keeps ya posted.
Posted on 4/27/13 at 9:39 am to GTHTSUN
Okay, I have to tell the joke that this reminded me of.
A woman is shopping for an anniversary present for her husband, who pretty much has everything. She stumbles upon a sex shop where the owner tells her he just got in a bullfrog that gives blowjobs.
She decides to go with it, buys the frog, takes it home, gives it to her husband, tells him "Happy anniversary", kisses him and goes to bed.
The next morning she comes downstairs to find her husband in the kitchen with the frog on the counter and a hell of a mess. Flour and sugar are scattered everywhere, broken eggs, pots and pans, etc.
She looks around and says "What the frick are you doing?"
He looks at her and says "If I can teach this damn frog to cook, your arse is gone!"
A woman is shopping for an anniversary present for her husband, who pretty much has everything. She stumbles upon a sex shop where the owner tells her he just got in a bullfrog that gives blowjobs.
She decides to go with it, buys the frog, takes it home, gives it to her husband, tells him "Happy anniversary", kisses him and goes to bed.
The next morning she comes downstairs to find her husband in the kitchen with the frog on the counter and a hell of a mess. Flour and sugar are scattered everywhere, broken eggs, pots and pans, etc.
She looks around and says "What the frick are you doing?"
He looks at her and says "If I can teach this damn frog to cook, your arse is gone!"
Posted on 4/27/13 at 9:40 am to GTHTSUN
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Posted on 4/27/13 at 9:45 am to robby1220
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