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The Official SEC OT Harry Rex Arkansas Football 2023 Thread
Posted on 9/11/23 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 9/11/23 at 2:56 pm
You're welcome Hog Nation 
Some of this premium content will be responses to the dipshit crowd, who make up literally half of our fanbase. I should charge you all a fee. I should.
Anyway, so far, we are 2-0 against easy competition, and Sam has mandated that we will not show LSU and A&M anything. We're vanilla so far, on purpose, which has already lit some dipshit Hog fan's hair on fire.
Quick note on the Arkansas version of 247 clickbait dipshits: Trey Biddy; Hey Trey, you've started your gay little Look At Me "Walk & Talk" where you whine like a little girl asking yourself questions as you film yourself on your cell phone.
But then you "sell premium content" to the same dumbasses who LOVE your Walk/n/talk
So which is it? You whine and cry and don't know what's going on and throw out your passive aggressive whiner questions as you film yourself on your phone... (You're a victim! What's happening??!! OMG!)...
Or you're an insider with fricktons of insider info??
Because you sure as hell don't know shite about recruiting since the only thing you ever accomplished in sports was running in the 800 meter relay once at a white boy school.
Some of this premium content will be responses to the dipshit crowd, who make up literally half of our fanbase. I should charge you all a fee. I should.
Anyway, so far, we are 2-0 against easy competition, and Sam has mandated that we will not show LSU and A&M anything. We're vanilla so far, on purpose, which has already lit some dipshit Hog fan's hair on fire.
Quick note on the Arkansas version of 247 clickbait dipshits: Trey Biddy; Hey Trey, you've started your gay little Look At Me "Walk & Talk" where you whine like a little girl asking yourself questions as you film yourself on your cell phone.
But then you "sell premium content" to the same dumbasses who LOVE your Walk/n/talk
So which is it? You whine and cry and don't know what's going on and throw out your passive aggressive whiner questions as you film yourself on your phone... (You're a victim! What's happening??!! OMG!)...
Or you're an insider with fricktons of insider info??
Because you sure as hell don't know shite about recruiting since the only thing you ever accomplished in sports was running in the 800 meter relay once at a white boy school.
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Posted on 9/11/23 at 2:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 9/11/23 at 3:27 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The new WR's from the portal are great additions.
Our little kid from Fayetteville HS is going to be one of the best punt returners in the nation for the next few years, beginning this year. And a good WR.
KJ is going to be crowned as one of the greatest Razorbacks ever.
I think our jinx on injuries has to be over, according to the Sports gods. Free safety, corner/safety (car wreck), power forward, pitching, every sport, True Lord, we still acknowledge your omnipotence. Take the yoke from around our necks please Lord.
Some of our offensive linemen whiffing last Saturday are actually proven linemen from the last two years. So they were just loafing temporarily. It happens. When you have experience, you know when to turn it back on.
Our defense is playing well. Our fanbase will never understand how part of being a defensive back is having the ability to forget and move to the next play. They will never understand. That's on them. Go sell your used cars and STFU. I swear one week back in 2007, a notorious Arkansas message board imploded and melted as they were ready to declare our secondary the literal worst in the history of college football, and then a day later, NCAA stats rated our secondary #1 in the nation up to that week.
I can't remember which week it was because I was up in the great white north, but it was dipshit crickets on Sunday
that's our fanbase! More than half!
Our little kid from Fayetteville HS is going to be one of the best punt returners in the nation for the next few years, beginning this year. And a good WR.
KJ is going to be crowned as one of the greatest Razorbacks ever.
I think our jinx on injuries has to be over, according to the Sports gods. Free safety, corner/safety (car wreck), power forward, pitching, every sport, True Lord, we still acknowledge your omnipotence. Take the yoke from around our necks please Lord.
Some of our offensive linemen whiffing last Saturday are actually proven linemen from the last two years. So they were just loafing temporarily. It happens. When you have experience, you know when to turn it back on.
Our defense is playing well. Our fanbase will never understand how part of being a defensive back is having the ability to forget and move to the next play. They will never understand. That's on them. Go sell your used cars and STFU. I swear one week back in 2007, a notorious Arkansas message board imploded and melted as they were ready to declare our secondary the literal worst in the history of college football, and then a day later, NCAA stats rated our secondary #1 in the nation up to that week.
I can't remember which week it was because I was up in the great white north, but it was dipshit crickets on Sunday
that's our fanbase! More than half!
Posted on 9/11/23 at 3:41 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
For the sake of maximum premium content, I will probably not post in this thread when I am sober
Posted on 9/11/23 at 3:48 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
To all my friends on SEC OT who think this is not the place to be posting an Arkansas football 2023 thread, 
Posted on 9/11/23 at 3:55 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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The Official SEC OT Harry Rex Arkansas Football 2023 Thread
Posted on 9/11/23 at 4:34 pm to SRV
Just turned the ignition off my truck. Ruscin and Zach, with the Gus Malzahn balls in their mouth 47 feet from Shiloh Christian at "Hog Radio" in Springdale, just ran their pie holes slamming Pittboss
Posted on 9/11/23 at 4:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 9/11/23 at 4:57 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
"The sky is falling" is a familiar mantra for Razorback fans of late. Look, let's not kid ourselves, you don't go through the John L. Smith, Bert, and Chad years without some serious trauma.
I myself can be driven to a murderous rage by anyone uttering the phrase "left lane hammer down."
I myself can be driven to a murderous rage by anyone uttering the phrase "left lane hammer down."
Posted on 9/11/23 at 5:20 pm to Arksulli
Arkansas booster-licker fans = bullshite ego > trauma
but I know we're on the same page my friend
but I know we're on the same page my friend
Posted on 9/11/23 at 9:10 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Ruscin and Zach, with the Gus Malzahn balls in their mouth 47 feet from Shiloh Christian at "Hog Radio" in Springdale, just ran their pie holes slamming Pittboss
Posted on 9/12/23 at 7:41 am to Arksulli
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the John L. Smith, Bert, and Chad years
Coincidentally I was fortunate enough to hear Mr. Houston Dale Nutt Jr. speak last night.
Maybe the third time I've caught him, but he's always great.
Probably plays a bit to the home crowd, but I guess because of the Fordyce connection, that man loves him some Bear Bryant (and Mal Moore).
Posted on 9/12/23 at 8:15 am to paperwasp
He is a very good talker. Game day coaching was a bit suspect and game prep wasn't his strong point, but he could talk you into something.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 1:42 pm to Arksulli
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...but he could talk you into something.
Posted on 9/12/23 at 2:56 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Why would the mouthpiece of the Aggie fanbase start an Arkansas football thread?
Posted on 9/17/23 at 12:58 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Well, I love Pittboss and he's done some good dirt work to get us back out of Chad Morris' sink hole, but I'm ready for phase 2
Posted on 9/17/23 at 12:59 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I want the Washington Huskies coach
Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:37 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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We're vanilla
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:36 am to Cheese Grits
love you buddy
no homo
no homo
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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