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Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:07 pm to Rebelgator
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:07 pm to Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:08 pm to reggierayreb
No I found this website from the OT that has some really depressing, crazy and funny stories on it.
Kinda makes me reflect.
Kinda makes me reflect.
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:20 pm to oR33Do
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Anonymous, Wales, Age 24
I dislike people and I'm pretty sure they dislike me too. But with some 4 billion of them about, avoiding them is somewhat difficult. I much prefer cats, music and brown ale any day of the week. I don't think I was designed for life.
Sounds like catgirl
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:23 pm to oR33Do
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:30 pm to oR33Do
Now I'm reading that site. Holy shite
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:31 pm to WestCoastAg
Makes you believe your life isn't so bad, huh?
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:33 pm to oR33Do
That it fricking does 
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:36 pm to WestCoastAg
Y'all need a website to let y'all know that? 
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:37 pm to Rebelgator
Not really. But I have some stories.
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:38 pm to Rebelgator
No, I was just shooting the shite
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:39 pm to oR33Do
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I'm 34, married to Satan's retarded daughter, who has become like a cancer in my arse. I practiced abstinence against my will. I'm in so much debt I robbed Peter to pay Paul. Now Peter is taking me to court and Paul is still mad. I had 1 1/2 year of college, 14 years ago. Dead end job after dead end job after dead end job. Weed is my sanctuary - just don't tell my wife - she'll frick that up too. My only joy was another woman. Oh, but she is married to some a-hole. I want to swap spouses, but you know you can't get rid of cancer.
Go hire a hitman, I know a guy in ATL, drop the bitch. Invest in what you love and start peddling weed, make profits. If you want the other woman still and if she has feelings for you, she'll soon follow.
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:40 pm to BuccWildBammer
Damn bucc
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:43 pm to oR33Do
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I guess I'm supposed to be happy that he has a job. The father of my kids never did, but now my second husband does and people act like I'm supposed to just be glad that I've got a man with a job. I'm miserable. The sex is horrible. It was only 10 years ago, after the kids' father and I broke up that I even had my first orgasm. It was like a sexual awakening. But what was the point with little limp arse dick around? I can't even get laid right, not even once. That orgasm was SELF induced. I feel like I'm in my sexual prime and in some sort of prison. I want to be touched, lusted after. This has nothing to do with love. My husband loves me. He's a loving, faithful man. But that's part of the problem. He won't even try to give me any pleasure sexually. And the attempts he rarely makes are feeble at best. He just wants to stick it in and doesn't care if I orgasm or not. He will sometimes apologize for being so quick but isn't willing to do a damn thing about it. I'm so miserable. Is it wrong to just want a real live sexy man to frick your brains out and make you feel attractive and sexy just once in your fricking life?
He's got a fricking problem...literally. Go talk to YOUR doc about getting him some Viagra and fix the PE and even small men downstairs can satisfy with a little training, you obviously suck just as bad at teaching, and it is obvious you are craving any kind of shapes even unfulfilling you aren't willing to starve his arse till he learns.
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:47 pm to oR33Do
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Sounds like catgirl
Not at all, actually. I hate the general public because they're dumber than me.
I hate cats. I prefer dogs by far.
I don't really like brown ale either. I'm an IPA kind of girl.
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:50 pm to oR33Do
We all do, but the fact we have the time to post on a sports message board should tell us how good we have it.
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:51 pm to oR33Do
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My life sucks. My fiancé, who I've been with for three years and is my best and only friend, is in prison until next May. The visits are non-contact so I can't even hug him. I have severe depression, anxiety and psychosis but my parents think I have a vitamin deficiency. I've been in and out of the crazy house for most of my life. I'd kill myself (I've tried to many times in the past) but I have credit card debt of over a $1000, plus a funeral would be very expensive too, and I don't want to burden my parents with that. I have a nice body and shite and can get a guy pretty easily, but my mind is so fricked up that they all run for it. I tried convincing my shrink that I needed a lobotomy but he just raised my medication. Life sucks goat's balls.
1st of all if you think you are attractive, you aren't because batshit crazy isn't attractive, it's not. Your parents aren't gonna think you are as bad as you likely are. You need to learn that 110% life is what you motherfrickin make it and you have to be ok with yourself before other people will be ok with you, your life sucks because you are depressed, you are depressed because you obviously are in a hole with the prison thing and it kills your self worth and that shite is all you have. Life is waaaay too short to be depressed and anxious especially for someone so damn young. There's a man right now on Crenshaw Blvd lickin someone else's nut sack to get a score now are you that low? No you're not. Boo Hoo you're a 20 YO hot chick with a touch of cray cray channel that shite into something productive but don't sit and feel sorry for yourself and try to end it all because you can't control the inner cray cray
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:52 pm to BuccWildBammer
Damn bucc bringing the heat.
@catgirl you hate most people, take comfort with an animal and consume some type of alcohol. There are similarities...
@catgirl you hate most people, take comfort with an animal and consume some type of alcohol. There are similarities...
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:53 pm to WestCoastAg
Life lessons from the Buccster
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Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:54 pm to CatFan81
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I hate cats. I prefer dogs by far
Closet Vol fan...I can dig it
Secrets safe with me
Posted on 2/1/14 at 11:55 pm to BuccWildBammer
Can you keep doing it if I post the stories? Haha
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