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re: Something true about yourself that might surprise the board
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:40 pm to 3nOut
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:40 pm to 3nOut
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I'm going to be 42 when my last kid graduates HS. You gotta admit there's some perks to settling down and having kids that young.
Like what? Name your best 5 perks of having kids early and I'll give you 5 better perks to having them not early.
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Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:26 pm to amitch11
My father received his 25 year chip in September. You should be proud of that.
CSB.....my mom married my dad (stepdad but my only Dad) in 1990. I was 11. That was in June. In September of 1990 his sisters had a party and he got lit. On the way home , as mom was driving he was blaring the car radio and singing as myself and my two brothers sang along having fun. My mother wasn't too fond of fricking around in the car when we were in the car. She was pissed after attempting to turn the radio down several times to concentrate on driving (she's never drank) and getting her boys home safe. When we got home , dad popped open another beer and dat at the table. Mom walked in the dinig room grabbed the bottle from him , slammed it on the table and told him that "either this is your last beer or this is your last night in this house". Dad proceeded to get up , pour the beer out in the sink , and never consume a drop of alcohol again. 33 year old man married a 34 year old woman with three boys (12,11,9 yrs old) AND gave up the bottle to keep her. That's a man, fellas. Has given my mother every and anything she's ever wanted. Been an awesome grandfather to all of our kids and sponsors numerous others thru AA while still attending meetings 5 to 6 days a week after 25 years sober. My Dad!
CSB.....my mom married my dad (stepdad but my only Dad) in 1990. I was 11. That was in June. In September of 1990 his sisters had a party and he got lit. On the way home , as mom was driving he was blaring the car radio and singing as myself and my two brothers sang along having fun. My mother wasn't too fond of fricking around in the car when we were in the car. She was pissed after attempting to turn the radio down several times to concentrate on driving (she's never drank) and getting her boys home safe. When we got home , dad popped open another beer and dat at the table. Mom walked in the dinig room grabbed the bottle from him , slammed it on the table and told him that "either this is your last beer or this is your last night in this house". Dad proceeded to get up , pour the beer out in the sink , and never consume a drop of alcohol again. 33 year old man married a 34 year old woman with three boys (12,11,9 yrs old) AND gave up the bottle to keep her. That's a man, fellas. Has given my mother every and anything she's ever wanted. Been an awesome grandfather to all of our kids and sponsors numerous others thru AA while still attending meetings 5 to 6 days a week after 25 years sober. My Dad!
Posted on 10/31/15 at 9:46 am to boogiewoogie1978
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I once ate 14 doughnuts in an hour.
At first I was thinking this was Phil posing as a Hog fan, then it occurred to me…
Hog fan + 14 doughnuts in an hour = Bert!
We now know who Bert is on tRant!
Posted on 10/31/15 at 10:30 am to Stacked
I studied at Stanford and Dartmouth during two summers in high school.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 10:40 am to Stacked
I'm an undiagnosed schizophrenic and regularly hear voices during the week and it's been getting worse lately.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:45 pm to Stacked
I have a Doctorate in Educational Leadership and Policy Studies.
Posted on 10/31/15 at 3:50 pm to Stacked
Whenever I take naps, I have a serious problem adjusting to the sleep schedule. A nap for me feels like jet lag for normal people.
Posted on 11/1/15 at 11:10 am to Stacked
I am the only american in my senior class
Posted on 11/1/15 at 4:48 pm to VolFanInCzechRep
I obtained my Master's Degree with a 4.0 (1995) and my final project was a hypothetical website that you could visit that would index information on other websites. The website would compile all the info on websites so you could search for information on anything. I was about a year ahead of Yahoo! and a few years ahead of Google and the like. That's my big "what if" in my life.
I was also chosen to be on the fourth season of "Survivor" that was filmed in Marquesas. I had to pull out when I found out I was pregnant with my daughter. I have never applied again but they did contact me twice for later seasons but I never followed through.
I also made the finals for "Big Brother 9" but didn't make the cut because that was the couples seasons and they only cast single people.
I love my life but I do think sometimes what it would have been like if those three opportunities had turned out differently.
I was also chosen to be on the fourth season of "Survivor" that was filmed in Marquesas. I had to pull out when I found out I was pregnant with my daughter. I have never applied again but they did contact me twice for later seasons but I never followed through.
I also made the finals for "Big Brother 9" but didn't make the cut because that was the couples seasons and they only cast single people.
I love my life but I do think sometimes what it would have been like if those three opportunities had turned out differently.
Posted on 11/1/15 at 7:45 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I'm an undiagnosed schizophrenic and regularly hear voices during the week and it's been getting worse lately.
You should get diagnosed, homie. What's the healthcare like there for this sort of thing?
Posted on 11/1/15 at 7:49 pm to Stacked
I don't get ice stuck in my arse.
Posted on 11/1/15 at 7:54 pm to 3nOut
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I don't get ice stuck in my arse.
Nobody does. It melts after a few minutes.
Posted on 11/1/15 at 7:58 pm to BowlJackson
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Not everybody wants to be tied down at a young age
Those are boring fricks.
Where's the fun in that?
Oh wait...you meant "tied down" in a different way than I did.
This post was edited on 11/1/15 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 11/1/15 at 8:01 pm to Carolina_Girl
Carolina_Girl getting in a few yuks early tonight. lol
Posted on 11/1/15 at 8:06 pm to Carolina_Girl
In that case, I like to be the one doing the tying
Posted on 11/1/15 at 9:47 pm to BowlJackson
Never shows in my posts, but, well.....I don't like Butch Jones.
Oh, and I live in a van down by the river.
Oh, and I live in a van down by the river.
Posted on 11/1/15 at 9:58 pm to Stacked
My penis is only 8 inches long.
I have killed 2 people.
I am banned from the constructs of my own mind.
I have killed 2 people.
I am banned from the constructs of my own mind.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 12:46 am to LPgolfer
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I have a particular set of skills.....
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Skills that I've acquired over a very long career....
Cunnilingus
Posted on 11/2/15 at 1:00 am to Stacked
I'm white but have a black arse.
And my girl's hot
Only one of these is true
And my girl's hot
Only one of these is true
This post was edited on 11/2/15 at 1:01 am
Posted on 11/2/15 at 1:53 am to Stacked
For a brief time I was paid to play one of the big three sports.
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