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Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 2/27/17 at 11:45 pm
Period
by Bowl A. Jackson
So many yells
Her pussy, it swells
Full of blood
It's her period
My ears are in pain
From irrational anger
The sheets might stain
But I'm still gonna bang her
Emotional wreck
Suck on my deck
Her panties a mess
That's when they taste the best
Four magical days
Makes me envy the gays
It's that time of the month
When she acts like a (c-word redacted)
Fin
I also saved you all some trouble and wrote a third person response to the above poem in the form of a simple Haiku:
What did I just read?
Get professional help, Bowl
Before it's too late
by Bowl A. Jackson
So many yells
Her pussy, it swells
Full of blood
It's her period
My ears are in pain
From irrational anger
The sheets might stain
But I'm still gonna bang her
Emotional wreck
Suck on my deck
Her panties a mess
That's when they taste the best
Four magical days
Makes me envy the gays
It's that time of the month
When she acts like a (c-word redacted)
Fin
I also saved you all some trouble and wrote a third person response to the above poem in the form of a simple Haiku:
What did I just read?
Get professional help, Bowl
Before it's too late
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 12:00 am to BowlJackson
quote:
So many yells
Her pussy, it swells
Full of blood
It's her period
Dont care I though,
to solve why so moody.
Shutting out all that is no,
I slam inside her booty.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 9:49 am to BowlJackson
She sends me the nudes
I smile with delight
My lust it broods
Soon to take flight
"My boyfriend is gone"
Won't you come over?
I hop out of bed
And start the Range Rover
I arrive like ghost
Slip in through the back
Destroy the pussy
Like Jamaicans have track
"Oh no" she exclaims
The sheets now stained scarlet
"Bowl Jackson will know, that I've been such a harlot!"
Now I must go, good luck with your boy
You'll think of something, blame it on your toys
A better idea occurred to the cünt
"I'll tell my Bowl Jackson it's that time of month!"
I smile with delight
My lust it broods
Soon to take flight
"My boyfriend is gone"
Won't you come over?
I hop out of bed
And start the Range Rover
I arrive like ghost
Slip in through the back
Destroy the pussy
Like Jamaicans have track
"Oh no" she exclaims
The sheets now stained scarlet
"Bowl Jackson will know, that I've been such a harlot!"
Now I must go, good luck with your boy
You'll think of something, blame it on your toys
A better idea occurred to the cünt
"I'll tell my Bowl Jackson it's that time of month!"
This post was edited on 3/2/17 at 9:57 am
Posted on 3/2/17 at 10:10 am to BowlJackson
Bowl, you clearly have too much time on your hands. 
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:47 am to Riseupfromtherubble
10/10 
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:48 am to Pavoloco83
I thought that up in 5 minutes in the shower
ETA: I'll come up with another one for you tonight.
ETA: I'll come up with another one for you tonight.
This post was edited on 3/2/17 at 11:50 am
Posted on 3/3/17 at 12:55 pm to BowlJackson
On top of old Smokey
All covered in snow
I saw Davy Crockett
**** Marilyn Monroe
All covered in snow
I saw Davy Crockett
**** Marilyn Monroe
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