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Posted on 3/16/14 at 1:39 am to blue_morrison
Posted on 3/16/14 at 1:39 am to blue_morrison
Hasta de la hoya
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Posted on 3/16/14 at 1:46 am to TupeloReb
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
-Colonel Sanders
-Colonel Sanders
Posted on 3/16/14 at 2:05 am to TupeloReb
"The mark of a great man is one who plants a tree whose shade he will never lay "
Posted on 3/16/14 at 8:18 pm to GeorgeReymond
"You run into an a-hole in the morning: you ran into an a-hole. You run into assholes all day: you're the a-hole".
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country".
~ George Patton
"Phillip II to Sparta: You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.
Sparta: If"
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country".
~ George Patton
"Phillip II to Sparta: You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.
Sparta: If"
Posted on 3/16/14 at 11:45 pm to TupeloReb
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke, Third Law
Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. ~Grandma Moses
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. ~James A. Garfield
Whatever happens around you, don't take it personally. Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. - Don Miguel Ruiz
I have noticed that even those who assert that everything is predestined and that we can change nothing about it still look both ways before they cross the street. - Stephen Hawking
Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. ~Grandma Moses
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. ~James A. Garfield
Whatever happens around you, don't take it personally. Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. - Don Miguel Ruiz
I have noticed that even those who assert that everything is predestined and that we can change nothing about it still look both ways before they cross the street. - Stephen Hawking
Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:07 am to TupeloReb
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.- Keith Richards
If you've got what it takes it will take all you've got - from the movie Fame very true
If you've got what it takes it will take all you've got - from the movie Fame very true
Posted on 3/17/14 at 7:59 am to TupeloReb
"Am I listening to English?"
-Dee Dee Bonner
Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:04 am to Phat Phil
Post of the Day!
Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:13 am to TupeloReb
"how can you find yourself if you never roam?"
"made ****, got made ****s with me, I'm a motorcycle boy so I'm 'bout to park the Bentley"
-the always oh so clever, 'lil Wayne
"made ****, got made ****s with me, I'm a motorcycle boy so I'm 'bout to park the Bentley"
-the always oh so clever, 'lil Wayne
Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:14 am to TupeloReb
mmmmmm Captain D's
Said nobody ever
Said nobody ever
Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:22 am to King Tiger Tank
Never trust a fart and never waste a boner.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:29 am to Chuck Barris
"Don't do anything on principal if it costs you money"...my lawyer
Posted on 3/17/14 at 8:43 am to TupeloReb
"And Gus was like Shut Up."
-Anna Nicole Smith
-Anna Nicole Smith
Posted on 3/17/14 at 9:02 am to Stacked
Some people won't except him, they cold hearted! But my boy gone be a legend, he gone be so retarded..
- Isaiah Crowell
#NeverForgetTheCrow
- Isaiah Crowell
#NeverForgetTheCrow
Posted on 3/17/14 at 9:21 am to Grateful Reb
quote:
I'm a motorcycle boy so I'm 'bout to park the Bentley"
pretty sure those aren't the lyrics.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 9:47 am to MrTwoBits
Ha yeah it's actually I'm about to pop a wheelie, I like my interpretation better though so eat a dick.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 10:00 am to TupeloReb
“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you frick with me, I’ll kill you all.”-Gen Mattis to Iraqi tribal leaders
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”-John Adams
"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."-Anonymous
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”-John Adams
"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."-Anonymous
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:27 am to TupeloReb
We are not limited by what can be seen but by our ability to see.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:47 am to TupeloReb
“I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality.” - Ignatius Reilly
Man in the Arena - Theodore Roosevelt
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all of the time I doubt your eyes would be above it." - Mike Cooley
"Pouring out liquor is like burning books" - Faulkner
Man in the Arena - Theodore Roosevelt
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all of the time I doubt your eyes would be above it." - Mike Cooley
"Pouring out liquor is like burning books" - Faulkner
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:53 am to TupeloReb
I only drink gin. I do not drink water.....because fish frick in it.
W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields
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