Pompeii man dies from volcano blast...while masturbating

If he was doing by himself I don't think he was too happy.

I wonder if he got off. Can u imagine u trying to race to nut while fricking lava is coming...loll at least something came that day


And I mean, dude went down like the band playing in the titanic. He didn't turn his head, he is focused thinking about nothing other than fapping


Every one running. He ain't trying to save kids has not prAying he even got his leg relaxed not one frick given

From the looks of it he was likely killed in the pyroclastic flow and was so close that he likely never knew it was coming

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Not gonna lie, this made me chuckle a little bit

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I'm not surprised that middle school penis humor is your thing.

Dont matter, had sex.

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I'm not surprised that middle school penis humor is your thing.

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I have a sense of humor. Not surprise you're a douche. that's kind of your thing right?

Pompeii wasn't a volcano. It was extraterrestrial attack. pyroclastic explosions with that much velocity don't leave things intact like Pompeii.

That's what I say when I get caught too.