re: Pissed dad sells son's car to teach lesson for weed, "acting all a thug"

Here is the relevant text from the act:

No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance, except that:

At the very least, they participate in the federal student aid program. It is right on their website LINK and that is what makes them a covered entity.