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re: Pio would be proud!
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:25 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:25 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I just realize we passed the one year anniversary of pio's passing
You know, we should probably all get together and do something with his ashes.
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Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:03 pm to paperwasp
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You know, we should probably all get together and….
I think we oughta all pony up a few bucks each and hire out “TheFuneral Stud” to sing a rousing memorial commemoration to honor the Pio’s legacy
“1…2…3…Lord I Got Some Things to Say…”
Posted on 2/13/26 at 6:21 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
I would chip in on that. Do you take cashapp
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:10 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
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“TheFuneral Stud”
Oh hell yes, when Harry kicks the bucket I'm hiring that service to sing tribute to each one of his alters.
It should be a rousing three or four hours.
Posted on 2/13/26 at 10:31 am to Summer of Jimbo
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Do you take cashapp
No cashapp, no Venmo
However…I do accept SNAP/EBT, lotto scratch off tickets, and Kool Menthol 100’s as acceptable preferred forms of payment
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:32 am to Cheese Grits
You did say "dirt nap" for a 48 year old husband and father of three who died from cancer.
That term should only be used for those deserving of a "dirt nap" like criminals.
And Pio got downvoted just for posting.
That term should only be used for those deserving of a "dirt nap" like criminals.
And Pio got downvoted just for posting.
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:42 am to kywildcatfanone
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That term should only be used for those deserving of a "dirt nap" like criminals.
You young whippersnappers and your lack of proper Merican English.
Dirt Nap = Takin a Powder = No longer living. When you used the term between WWI and WWII it did not have criminal meanings, just that you had passed to the Spirit World.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 7:52 pm to paperwasp
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Oh hell yes, when Harry kicks the bucket I'm hiring that service to sing tribute to each one of his alters.
It should be a rousing three or four hours.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 9:59 am to Cheese Grits
You wanna get pio level downvotes, go over to Poli Board and dare criticize their Lord and Savior, Trump. 
That's probably considered cheating though.
That's probably considered cheating though.
Posted on 3/3/26 at 10:40 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/16/26 at 9:27 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Can you decree that your live-in Guatemalan houseboy automatically notifies this board in the event of your passing, so that I can make the proper arrangements?
I'll also need him to attach a full list of alters for clarity.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 10:55 am to paperwasp
RA'd for calling a minority "boy"
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:00 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:56 am to paperwasp
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You know, we should probably all get together and do something with his ashes.
One of Pio's (allegedly) side hustles was stealing cemetery flowers for resale. In honor of that I suggest 5 finger discounting flowers for Pio.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:59 am to Cheese Grits
Oh man, you're exactly right. Great idea!
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