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Pio, where do chiggers go at night?

Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 3:55 pm
Do they have little chigger night clubs where they go hang out and celebrate after eating the shite out of our legs while we mow the lawn?


Or kind of like a Chigger Chucky Cheese for young chigger families with children?


Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:11 pm to
You arr saying pio has chiggers aren't you?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

You arr saying pio has chiggers aren't you?



I'm saying I got chiggers. I'm eat up.


gotta get some of this until the 40 degree weather hits and takes care of them


This post was edited on 9/15/24 at 5:35 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:35 pm to
just got back from spraying vinegar/water mix into the yard from an old Windex bottle
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:54 pm to
So I've got lizards outside, somewhere shacking up in my concrete cracks around the porches, and I've seen them in the garage. I like my lizards.

Guess what lizards eat? Chiggers.

Also centipedes eat chiggers, and I can't remember what else.

So if I kill all the chiggers, my lizards and centipedes might starve.
This post was edited on 9/15/24 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:55 pm to
You’re going to have to make some hard choices here, Harry.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 5:58 pm to
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You’re going to have to make some hard choices here, Harry.




Well when it finally gets to 42 degrees, the chiggers die and I guess don't show back up until circa April

So obviously my lizards survive on other food during the winter. They good!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 6:16 pm to
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Well when it finally gets to 42 degrees, the chiggers die


Sounds like you need to be a responsible pet owner and bring them in for the winter
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:38 pm to
In my youth I was out riding bareback with a lass who was similarly inclined. We were both nekkid as the day we were born as were the horses we rode on. What started out as a romantic ride in the moonlight turned into the worst chigger attack of my life.

Nail polish after on the privates helps but what ever was in the nail polish was like liquid fire down there.

Safe to say there was misery for all. On the plus side, some adventures were held indoors after healing that were a nice offset to that nightmare.
Posted by Gaggle
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:38 pm to
Up your butt and around the corner. For real
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 7:41 pm to
HRV, you ever been to wilderness Canada in Non Winter?

This little bastard will make chiggers feel like a day of sunshine and rainbows.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:19 pm to
Sounds like a hard R to me.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:22 pm to
Chigga, please
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 9/15/24 at 8:38 pm to
I guess I'll pass


I just can't believe I've waited all these years to choose this as the year I declared war on chiggers. I've literally for years thought I had psoriasis, but that's a winter thing, so more proof that I'm an idiot.
Posted by Armymann50
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Posted on 9/16/24 at 5:20 am to
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little chigger night clubs


you making me itch i sat in a nest when i was at summer camp with the Army reserves had maybe fifty bites in the grion area i hate those little bastards
Posted by Rockbrc
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Posted on 9/16/24 at 7:43 am to
I think the correct term is Chigroes
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/16/24 at 7:59 am to
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little chigger night clubs









IHIOGA, chiggers like to GATOR!



Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 9/16/24 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Nail polish after on the privates helps

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/16/24 at 10:36 am to
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In my youth I was out riding bareback with a lass who was similarly inclined. We were both nekkid as the day we were born as were the horses we rode on. What started out as a romantic ride in the moonlight turned into the worst chigger attack of my life. Nail polish after on the privates helps but what ever was in the nail polish was like liquid fire down there. Safe to say there was misery for all. On the plus side, some adventures were held indoors after healing that were a nice offset to that nightmare.





This post was edited on 9/16/24 at 10:37 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:04 pm to



I am not responsible for the fork in the road this has taken


but I will add this





it's actually funny to me because it has a white lady with a guilt complex and the black folks are reaming her arse


This post was edited on 9/16/24 at 1:07 pm
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