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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:04 pm
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:04 pm
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In times of crisis we must turn to our leaders. And none is more of a leader in every field than the great Seagal.

You want speed? Done


Raw hunger? Done




Anyway, as we're in a crisis now i thought I'd leave some words of wisdom from the master himself. Think deeply on them and you can transcend the corona virus and break our 3 dimensional prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM

Please share everything Seagal related you can, I feel it will be uplifting in times like this
This post was edited on 2/28/22 at 3:25 pm
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:06 pm to
Hungry for more enlightenment? Seagal is a musician as well, neigh, a poet.
Listen, and be prepared for your favorite artist to get musically dunked on by the master


Girl Its Alright
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:09 pm to
Not enough? He is now the star of a Creed music video
I have to warn you in advance, 2:07 is bone chilling and not for the faint of heart
Press here to watch him break the mold
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:18 pm to
Doubtful of his acting credentials?
Prepare to have your mind blown

LINK

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Posted by Ole Miss Party Boy
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 6:41 pm to
I like his interviews when he talks about fake martial arts tough guys in Hollywood. Like JCVD
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 7:15 pm to
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I like his interviews when he talks about fake martial arts tough guys in Hollywood. Like JCVD



Take it back.



TG45-you know how I feel about the Zen Master. I need no convincing of his broad talents.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 8:56 pm to
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Take it back.

You can only choose one. Youre either with the master, or with that fraud JCVD
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Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 9:45 pm to
Then I choose the Zen Master.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 10:44 pm to
that wasn't a bad break on the deep out route


dude came wide open - corner totally bit on the go route
Posted by BowlJackson
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 10:45 pm to
Steven Seagal is actually a terrible, awful, monster of a person.

A really good podcast called Behind the Bastards did a 2 parter on Seagal that I highly suggest you listen to.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 10:51 pm to
Will listen tomorrow. I’d heard he was a POS. JCVD is no angel, either.
Posted by BowlJackson
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 11:09 pm to
Idk about JCVD as a person, but at least he could do some actual damage in a real fight. On top of being a POS, Seagal is basically a joke
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/19/20 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/20/20 at 12:01 am to
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On top of being a POS, Seagal is basically a joke

Wait, do you think I actually consider him a good guy or somethin? I thought the gif of him running like a girl would give away my thoughts I mean i enjoyed a few of his movies, but he's gone over a cliff since fire down below.

Dude has been accused by someone who was a minor during filming under siege 2 that he was coming onto her. Another actress has said he told her during her audition for a movie that the role included "off screen nudity" so she needed to strip. He's also been accused of having a legit harem. Theres also stories (dont know if true) of him accidently killing someones dog during filming of one of his tv shows when they kicked in a door. No, hes not a nice person, and the fact that he is a pos on top of being a joke is why he's fun to laugh about.

Heres some more quotes from him
This post was edited on 4/20/20 at 12:02 am
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/20/20 at 12:04 am to
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JCVD is no angel, either.

Oh for sure no. Still, I enjoy sylvester styllone's story about him and Seagal (since they hated each other)
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But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his arse and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
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Posted on 4/20/20 at 6:48 am to
White collar criminal, check
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Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/20/20 at 1:46 pm to
Seagal did nothin wrong. Just tryin to free people from their fiat currency
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 4/20/20 at 2:34 pm to
so he got paid, does that mean the currency is bad?

I'll need a report summary on the currency on my desk by morning Bleed Garnet
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
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Posted on 4/20/20 at 3:10 pm to
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so he got paid, does that mean the currency is bad?

I'll need a report summary on the currency on my desk by morning Bleed Garnet

No idea.
Didn’t read the article just remember them talking about this on PMT
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 4/21/20 at 7:43 am to
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