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Posted on 12/22/18 at 10:30 am
Posted on 12/22/18 at 10:30 am
How does Santa suffer when he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia
Claustrophobia
This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 1:43 pm
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 1:42 pm to SECdragonmaster
What is a skunks favorite Christmas carol?
Jingle Smells.
Jingle Smells.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:23 pm to SECdragonmaster
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle
By icicle
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:52 pm to SECdragonmaster
What is a snowman’s favorite beverage to order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty
A Frosty
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:44 pm to KSGamecock
I hope you're here all night ;)
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:56 pm to momentoftruth87
What did Santa say when he saw your Mama?
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:23 pm to KSGamecock
You've been waiting patiently I see 
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:27 pm to momentoftruth87
What’s Santa’s favorite drug?
Blow blow blow
Blow blow blow
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:40 pm to momentoftruth87
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had very low elf esteem
Because he had very low elf esteem
Posted on 12/22/18 at 10:01 pm to KSGamecock
What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
Snowballs.
Snowballs.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:28 am to SECdragonmaster
What do a train set and titties have in common?
They were both made for kids but dads can't help playing with them.
They were both made for kids but dads can't help playing with them.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 9:47 am to SECdragonmaster
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
The spaghetto.
The spaghetto.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 10:30 am to DownSouthJukin
That’s not a joke.
That is just truth.
That is just truth.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 10:34 am to SECdragonmaster
But it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 10:43 am to partsman103
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What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
The spaghetto.
Posted on 12/23/18 at 10:45 am to SECdragonmaster
What do elves do after school?
Their gnome work!
Their gnome work!
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:03 pm to KSGamecock
Reindeer don't go to public school, they’re elf taught.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 3:29 pm to SECdragonmaster
Why does Santa wear red?
Oh, just beclause
Oh, just beclause
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