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re: My roommates girlfriend clogged the toilet up

Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:29 pm to
So after about 2 big arse boiling pots of water with soap added for lube it is unclogged
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:31 pm to
get some of that liquid fire.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44405 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:32 pm to
Now you need to go to a Chinese buffet, eat yourself sick, and go repay the favor at her house.
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:33 pm to
I've still got dinner + beers from last night in my belly plus pizza and beers right now. It's rumbling and ready.
Posted by Johnny B Goode
Fort Campbell, KY
Member since Jul 2012
2061 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:35 pm to
Get a good seal with the plunger and start plunging but do so in a rapid fashion. I had a clog once and tried using a plunger, snake, chemicals,etc...nothing worked so I called my plumber and he tool a plunger and jackhammered styled it and down it went.

Nvm
This post was edited on 7/5/13 at 10:36 pm
Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:37 pm to
that would be the last straw for me



falcon kick to the ovaries
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:39 pm to
If you're determined to fix it and also determined to gross yourself out and never want to step foot in that apartment again...



USE THIS.






combined with this





and wear this

Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 10:43 pm to
congrats bro this is a victory for all of us
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46599 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 11:18 pm to
Upper deck that bitch.

Hell, just shite on her floor. Don't even make it a surprise.

Or do both.

Just shite everywhere.
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

Just shite everywhere


I like this idea the best
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19938 posts
Posted on 7/5/13 at 11:25 pm to
This thread, I spit my beer out reading it. frickers.
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 7/6/13 at 7:14 pm to
And now it's clogged up again.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/6/13 at 7:40 pm to
This her non subtle way of telling you she don't like you

Gone for the weekend knows you'll be there and have to deal with it
Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
5886 posts
Posted on 7/6/13 at 8:56 pm to
Ew.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/6/13 at 10:15 pm to
You're gonna have to make that bitch pay the plumber's bill.
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 7/6/13 at 10:48 pm to
Hoping maintenance can fix it but they are a bunch of retards. This fricker told me my room was always hot because I was the furthest away from the AC unit. It's an apartment keep in mind, not a 4,000 sq foot house which still would be cold. frickers ran a 6" or whatever duct pipe instead of the normal which is think is 8"?

They be dumb
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10204 posts
Posted on 7/6/13 at 10:53 pm to
This post was edited on 7/7/13 at 3:40 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70945 posts
Posted on 7/7/13 at 2:18 am to
quote:

PIIHB and you wouldn't have this problem


I'm drunk as hell and lold at this for quite a while
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19048 posts
Posted on 7/7/13 at 2:55 am to
quote:

Hell, just shite on your roommates bed. Don't even make it a surprise


FIFY
This post was edited on 7/7/13 at 2:57 am
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/7/13 at 10:12 am to
With a note:


El skanko dropped her bloody Kotex in the throne dude so I dropped this deuce in your bed

Enjoy

Signed,

Ex roommate
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