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Posted on 1/23/19 at 10:54 am
Posted by HottyToddyButGoTiger
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2018
38 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 10:54 am
So my mans and I was at a Mardi Gras ball and we met these girls. One pf the girls was really interested in him so they started dancing for like 2.5 hours. They got each others information and have been talking for like 4 days and she asked him to a formal and he lied and told her that he has something that day and cant do it. He is kinda interested in this girl. Should he have said yes to go to the formal.
Posted by Hedgeman
Member since Oct 2017
202 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 10:55 am to
You might have the most cringe account on this site
Posted by HottyToddyButGoTiger
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2018
38 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 10:55 am to
Its a legit question man. My mans needs some helps.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Should he have said yes to go to the formal.

What is a formal? Fancy dinner party?
Posted by HottyToddyButGoTiger
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2018
38 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:00 am to
a formal is Like a prom/homecoming type thing
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:02 am to
Why not just call it a dance? Why a formal?
Posted by HottyToddyButGoTiger
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2018
38 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:03 am to
Idk but what should the mans do?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Why a formal?


black tie event that greek life do in college?

Formal and Semi Formal

had them when i was in school

To the OP.

Who cares let him figure it out.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:27 am to
did you find this old throwaway account/alter recently?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:31 am to
Your mans should be pursuing women, not girls. He’s about to get his pedophile arse in prison.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 1/23/19 at 11:32 am to
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Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:20 pm to
quote:


had them when i was in school

I'm not in the Greek life. Have heard the term before at school but never understood what it was. Never heard it before college
This post was edited on 1/23/19 at 12:21 pm
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17823 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:52 pm to
Congrats on the butt secks I guess
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5746 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

So my mans and I was at a Mardi Gras ball and we met these girls. One pf the girls was really interested in him so they started dancing for like 2.5 hours. They got each others information and have been talking for like 4 days and she asked him to a formal and he lied and told her that he has something that day and cant do it. He is kinda interested in this girl. Should he have said yes to go to the formal.


I can't read this.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Have heard the term before at school but never understood what it was. Never heard it before college

Formal was black tie/tux

Semi Formal- Suit, jacket and slacks
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18235 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 3:19 pm to
So my friend met these two girls out at the club. They were all raging drunk but they were having a good time, the girls really seemed kinda into him and she suggested they go back to his hotel room for a little fun. "It'll be like winning the lottery" she said.

Well the next morning he shows up for breakfast and he did not look happy. I asked what happened and he said. "It was like winning the lottery, we had six matching balls"

Yes none of this story is true. #Shitposting lore.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:41 pm to
I also have a girl situation. I have been looking for a cute girlfriend since High School when I first began my love quest. The problem I have is that I can’t seem to find a cute boyfriend free girl. Every girl I meet in Wal Mart, or McDonalds, or the Library ALREADY has a boyfriend. It has gotten so bad that I am now scared and anxious that every girl is already taken and have a phobia I have termed noviophobia, the fear that all the good girls are already taken.

To deal with this noviophobia I have begun posting advertisements and flyers of what I call my attraction sign at local public gathering places.



Basically it says stuff about me and what I”m looking for.

ME:

21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart
-Young at Heart
-Computer skilled
-Humorous -
A great thinker and go-getter
-"Natural salesperson"
-Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -
Friendly
-Loves his family
-Peaceful
-Very creative
-_He's lonely_

And what I’m looking for

CUTE
18-21
SINGLE
FEMALE COMPANION
18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type
-White
-Lives in local area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol
-Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income
-Drives a vehicle

So far I havn’t got any phone calls or emails from real boyfriend free girls and I remain a virgin with rage. What can I do to end my love quest?

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

What can I do to end my love quest?

Offer favors on twatter for money and mace someone at gamestop?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:45 pm to
How would that make me no longer a virgin with rage?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:47 pm to
It'll help you gain a cult following like none other. Women will be beating down your door to assault you
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