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Let's say you wanted to hunt the mole men
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 10/16/23 at 5:57 pm
What does your "shopping list" look like for such a thing?
Obviously need to assume any type of "negotiations" would break down immediately.
I'm thinking
-Auger
-light source of some form
-Harry Rex Vonners complete treatises on the political systems of subterranean life (including appendix F from the 5th edition)
-a harpoon gun and winch to bring them into the light ala James Woods in that vampire movie (see 2:10 mark for reference LINK )
-pio as bait/jinx
Anything key I'm missing?
Obviously need to assume any type of "negotiations" would break down immediately.
I'm thinking
-Auger
-light source of some form
-Harry Rex Vonners complete treatises on the political systems of subterranean life (including appendix F from the 5th edition)
-a harpoon gun and winch to bring them into the light ala James Woods in that vampire movie (see 2:10 mark for reference LINK )
-pio as bait/jinx
Anything key I'm missing?
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 5:59 pm
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 6:08 pm to thatguy45
-a dozen white phosphorus grenades. If you're not needing survivors.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 6:39 pm to thatguy45
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-Auger
-light source of some form
Not sure how these would help
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-Harry Rex Vonners complete treatises on the political systems of subterranean life (including appendix F from the 5th edition)
You need the updated 8th edition (with the drop in card for a "glow in the dark" Ant Farm and the X Ray Specs.
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-pio as bait/jinx
If Pio predicts a Mole men win, do you really need anything else?
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Anything key I'm missing?
The extended release Kige Ramsey YouTube video on dating Mole Women
Posted on 10/16/23 at 6:40 pm to thatguy45
Posted on 10/16/23 at 6:46 pm to Cheese Grits
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You need the updated 8th edition (with the drop in card for a "glow in the dark" Ant Farm and the X Ray Specs.
That's too expensive especially if i have to pay for this
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The extended release Kige Ramsey YouTube video on dating Mole Women
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:24 am to thatguy45
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Anything key I'm missing
rational thought?
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:09 am to thatguy45
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-Harry Rex Vonners complete treatises on the political systems of subterranean life (including appendix F from the 5th edition)
Is Appendix F the one with the Mole Men Proxy Wars Breakdown?
Posted on 10/17/23 at 8:52 am to paperwasp
No it's Harry's personal observations of their governmental philosophies, complete with cheat sheet for best order at cookout
Posted on 10/17/23 at 10:25 am to thatguy45
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best order at cookout
Posted on 10/17/23 at 11:20 am to paperwasp
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Is Appendix F the one with the Mole Men Proxy Wars Breakdown?
So to defeat the Mole Men, we must arm and fund the Lizard People. Did we learn nothing from the 80s?
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:14 pm to thatguy45
Tannerite
Thermal monocular or binoculars
AR15 variant topped with thermal scope
Chicken gizzards and chitterlings (raw) for bait
I life size cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson
Audio speaker array to broadcast Pamela Anderson's mating call
Thermal monocular or binoculars
AR15 variant topped with thermal scope
Chicken gizzards and chitterlings (raw) for bait
I life size cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson
Audio speaker array to broadcast Pamela Anderson's mating call
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:15 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Audio speaker array to broadcast Pamela Anderson's mating call
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:27 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Audio speaker array to broadcast Pamela Anderson's mating call
I sense this is a call to duty for our man, Kige!
Posted on 10/17/23 at 12:42 pm to thatguy45
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Audio speaker array to broadcast Pamela Anderson's mating call
I imagine it as a cross between the soundtrack to her sex vidya, the Baywatch theme, and some Motley Crue.
This post was edited on 10/17/23 at 1:53 pm
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