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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:44 pm to
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We could tag team and take out all these guys and they know it.


Like, on a date?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:45 pm to
Tire shops would pay him $1-5 to "recycle" tires and didn't ask enough questions. He'd rent a U-Haul and dump them at night all around the metro. Why did he choose to dump them? Because he's a stupid, disrespectful, criminal.
This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 5:46 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Tire shops would pay him $1-5 to "recycle" tires and didn't ask enough questions. He'd rent a U-Haul and dump them at night all around the metro

So they punished an entrepreneur, sad
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:47 pm to
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Vermouth sloshed in the glass then extra poured out.

2 1/2 jiggers vodka, 1 jigger olive brine poured into cold shaker with ice, shaken poured into glass. 2 bleu cheese olives added to glass. (Really any kind of olive but that’s my fave)


Extra dirty. Correct answer.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 5:57 pm to
Amen.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26176 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:11 pm to
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Not Sulli- I think he may be tall and thin, therefore he's probably very chewy/not tender at all.


Oh uh, I'm in trouble. I was tall and thin until my late 20s when my metabolism said "welp, you can put on weight now". I'm taller and weigh more then most of wrestlers in the WWE now... though I admit its not as elegantly proportioned on me.

I'd be an all you can eat buffet on a desert island.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:16 pm to
Funny after reading that my stomach growled
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
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17181 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:28 pm to
Tire dumper......

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43129 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 12:43 pm to
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The Clinton Pres Library looks like a trailer and a spaceship had rough sex and conceived.



wait, where'd you get the "rough sex" part of that from?

hmmm...?? hmm??
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