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piggilicious
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Learning material on our fave subject...Arkansas
State symbols

The obscure

Haunted things (aside from Pio)

Arkansas is awesome


A pop quiz will be given later in the week by HRV.
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KSGamecock
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re: Learning material on our fave subject...Arkansas
I have a question.


Why is our state shaped like a toilet bowl?





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2. Why don't we play Arkansas State more?


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3. Why is Bill Clinton?


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Pink Floyd loves them Hogs



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Hey! THIS IS A NO SPIN ZONE

NO BLOVIATING


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piggilicious
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Why is our state shaped like a toilet bowl?


Louisiana is shaped like a toilet. We are shaped like a cute little square that has some fringe on the side.

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2. Why don't we play Arkansas State more?


They ugly

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3. Why is Bill Clinton?


He's got the gift of gab, that's why.



KSGamecock
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If there is a Little Rock why isn't there a Big Rock?

Also, why is Little Rock?

Why did we let those school shooter kids out of prison?

Where the gems at?
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You need to make this an official AMA - Arkansas posters are the only ones allowed to answer.

Tribute to the true arkansas fan - KSG.


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piggilicious
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If there is a Little Rock why isn't their a Big Rock?


Excellent question.

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Also, why is Little Rock?


Little Rock derives its name from a small rock formation on the south bank of the Arkansas River called La Petite Roche (the "little rock"). The "little rock" was used by early river traffic as a landmark and became a well-known river crossing.

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Why did we let those school shooter kids out of prison?


Still torn on that one. Botched police work basically would be my answer. That and some Hollywood (celebs anyway) folks thought they would make one of their crusades- see Natalie Maines, Johnny Depp and Eddie Vedder (altho he could blankety blank and my blankety blank would be all like please please blankety blank me again and I've always felt that way since the 90's)

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Where the gems at?


You're talking to one *pistolfingers*

But Crater of Diamonds State Park in Murfreesboro.


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KSGamecock
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Stop hitting on me, I'm taken.


KSGamecock
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And I mean like, why does Little Rock exist as a concept?

Seems like a bad idea.


piggilicious
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Well you see some frenchie came along and just named it that then others followed suit but decided they didn't want to be all cajun and shite so they changed it to amuricunized Little rock.

However, I think you would may agree that it's better than this option:

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Though there was an effort to officially name the city "Arkopolis" upon its founding in the 1820s, and that name did appear on a few maps made by the US Geological Survey, the name Little Rock is eventually what stuck


KSGamecock
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Arkopolis


That name would have been much better.


piggilicious
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Stop hitting on me, I'm taken.


Can't stop, won't stop.

Where's your pet bunny?


KSGamecock
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I don't know what that means but I have another one. Why can't Mike Huckabee pick a weight and stick with it?


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re: Learning material on our fave subject...Arkansas
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Arkopolis

Sounds trashy like the Arcadians homeland Megalopolis


KSGamecock
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It kinda sounds like a type of dinosaur. Dinosaurs are great.


thatguy45
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Dinosaurs

Nice fairy tale for the kids


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piggilicious
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Why can't Mike Huckabee pick a weight and stick with it?


Probably like many Americans deep inside he's a chubby kid with a skinny one wanting to come out. So he does his diet and exercise and lives strictly by that for long extended periods of time and then one day just the right piece of cake or brownie stares at him lustfully and he decides yeah baby I'm having one I just gotta, I deserve it so he does and then 1 turns to 2 and 2 turns into pizza for dinner, then decides the next day he's not really feeling like working out, etc. so things fall to shite quickly.





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