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re: KSG Celebration of Life thread

Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:26 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:26 pm to
He may have also found himself a hardy northern gal and made a home with her. You just never know.
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 8:27 pm
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:08 pm to
So she ate him?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:37 pm to
That’s a possibility. Cannibalism is known to occur during desperate times in the frigid climes. The Donner Party, the Franklin Expedition, the Uruguayan rugby team...
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 9:38 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 12:18 am to
KSG was a tRant historian


I celebrate that here today

Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 6:49 am to
quote:

hardy


hearty - exhibiting a good appetite
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:01 am to
Hardy-describing someone who can endure hardships such as the long, cold Wisconsin winter.

Conceivably, KSG’s new female companion could be hardy and hearty.
This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 9:02 am
Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 10:19 am to
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Conceivably, KSG’s new female companion could be hardy and hearty.




They breed them rugged up North. I could see a young lady, descended from the Nordic peoples, over powering and eating poor KSG during a famine.

It was, however sad, the way he wanted to go. Horribly.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 11:01 am to
How many pounds of mayo and butter would go into a northern girls cooking preparation of KSG and could it exceed his own body weight (Keep in mind there is some loss during cooking)
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 12:02 pm to
I always imagined KSG weighing about 130 lbs. soaking wet.

130 lbs. of mayo and butter is not unreasonable to use when cooking 130 lbs. of wiry flesh, according to Dahmer’s Delicious Delights cookbook.
This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 12:04 pm
Posted by LouisvilleKat
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 12:23 pm to
Would certainly add some much needed moisture. Im wondering if a tenderizing brine could help. Maybe she's reading our post from his account in case we have cooking directions.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:20 pm to



I miss him so much
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:41 pm to
That photo would launch him out of his coffin in a nanosecond.

Where is he??

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I noticed that before pioneer left, lots of ranters began bashing him all the time. What was the reason for the turn? I always found him to be a great dude online.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:08 pm to
Wait... Pio is gone?
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:57 pm to
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Wait... Pio is gone?




Yeah. Arkansas fans kept giving him shite calling him a jinx. After Arkansas lost to Missouri he left.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 10:32 pm to
We appear to be experiencing a great purge.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 5:32 am to
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We appear to be experiencing a great purge.


It is no fun. I long for the old days when we would bombard the rant on things like the flat earth in a multi team move of solidarity. It would confuse everyone.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 7:21 am to
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After Arkansas lost to Missouri he left.


Makes sense. Lose to Missouri and everything else doesn't matter.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:50 pm to
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It is no fun. I long for the old days when we would bombard the rant on things like the flat earth in a multi team move of solidarity. It would confuse everyone.


I miss Conspiracy Week, Race Week, Religion Week, Alien Week, AMA threads, etc.

When these type of threads are started, they get no traction for various reasons, including not much tender loving care being put into them on the front end.

We can do better. I'm just as guilty of slacking as everyone else.
Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:57 pm to
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I miss Conspiracy Week, Race Week, Religion Week, Alien Week, AMA threads, etc.



We obviously need to do a Conspiracy about Alien Religion Week.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 1:00 pm to
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We obviously need to do a Conspiracy about Alien Religion Week.


The smeller's the feller.
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