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Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:54 pm
Posted by Dawgirl
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:54 pm
Your feelgood story for the day

Sea lion 'in distress' rescued in California, receives police escort in cute photos

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A sea lion received a police escort to receive treatment on Tuesday after California Highway Patrol received a call that it was "in distress." Around 8:30 a.m, Officer Pereira received a call about the mammal northbound on U.S. Route 101, just south of the South San Francisco exit, the San Francisco branch of the agency wrote on Twitter.


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But when the officer arrived on the scene, they discovered a sea lion that "appeared healthy and uninjured." The sea creature was taken to Peninsula Humane Society & SPCA for treatment.


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The Marine Mammal Center thanked Pereira and highway patrol on Twitter for rescuing the sea lion, who they said will undergo an exam tomorrow to determine its age, sex and "any potential ailments."


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Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119222 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:33 pm to
Sea lions are cute
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:09 pm to
frick Sea Lions. They look nothing like lions. They should be called sea dogs. I wonder if they taste more like fish or more like dog.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:18 pm to
They just look like seals to me.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:20 pm to
Yea they do. Is a sea lion a Walrus or a Seal or its own third thing? Whatever it is all three of them need to go. They’re bad animals. They don’t do anything.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:23 pm to
Ok so I looked it up. Sea Lions are seals that are a slightly different color and can kind of walk on beaches instead of wriggling around like seals. That’s it. Same shiddy animal.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:23 pm to
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Yea they do. Is a sea lion a Walrus or a Seal or its own third thing? Whatever it is all three of them need to go. They’re bad animals. They don’t do anything.


Walrus’s are big lazy motherfrickers with tusks.
Orca Wales and Polar Bears eat sea Lions and seals.
Watch that shite on planet earth. It’s great.

Gotta pull for the Polar Bears and Free Willy

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:25 pm to
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Gotta pull for the Polar Bears and Free Willy


Ah yea, for sure. I’d root for almost any animal against seals or sea lions, even a Komodo dragon and I hate Komodo dragons.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69913 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:05 pm to
Sea lions also have an incredibly strong odor.

I mean like if a shite and diarrhea had a baby, and that baby farted, that fart would hold its nose in the presence of a group of sea lions.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:15 pm to
That’s weird because you’d think they’d get baths a lot being by the ocean and swimming and what not. Must be their natural musk. Just another reason they need to be dealt with.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:19 pm to
No wonder polar bears are endangered.

I wouldn’t wanna eat that shite either
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 9:19 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:22 pm to
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That’s weird because you’d think they’d get baths a lot being by the ocean and swimming

So it should be clean because its swimming in a giant tub filled with other animals' urine and feces?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:23 pm to
I thought the oil spills cancelled out all the fish pee.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:25 pm to
trash being dumped in the ocean negates that. You know how garbage trucks smell? Imagine swimming in that
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:26 pm to
Gross, who does that? These animals are just begging for a good culling.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:27 pm to
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trash being dumped in the ocean negates that. You know how garbage trucks smell? Imagine swimming in that


Yea but that’s in Florida and New Orleans

It’s not like that all the way down in Antarctica is it ?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:29 pm to
People have been to Antarctica. Undoubtedly there are empty cigarette packs, water bottles, and nudey magazines floating there somewhere
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:29 pm to
It’s probably garbage from the eskimos and Nazi base there.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:35 pm to
So they’re killing Eskimo’s now?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:39 pm to
Who? The Nazis? Nah, I think they’re working together with the Aliens in a kind of new Axis arrangement.
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