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Is Dwight Yoakam the sexiest man that ever lived?

Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:23 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:23 am
Just check out these moves and tell me that doesn't get your panties wet LINK
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:41 am to
Is this the gheyist thread that was ever posted?
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:46 am to
Who?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:49 am to
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Who?

F'n Millennial
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:54 am to
I'm a millennial


Core Gen Y, bruh
This post was edited on 11/14/18 at 10:56 am
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:50 am to
Mello Yello rules.
Posted by wartiger2004
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 11:52 am to
So I think I am a late Gen X guy.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Core Gen Y

Same
Frickin Zoomers, how do they not know who Yoakam is?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Same
Frickin Zoomers, how do they not know who Yoakam is?



Baw, back in my day ain't nothing better than some Yoakam on the jukebox (it only cost a quarter to play music!) some ice cold Dixie beer. Damn that was the life. My peen saw so much action, USC Co-eds left and right. None of this prude shite we got today. Men were men, not these soy boy cucks, they ate RED MEAT with every meal and didn't drink sissy drinks like White wine.

What has happened to this country!
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:25 pm to
I've always enjoyed the leg wiggle thing he does.

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 12:52 pm to
u gy
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 1:02 pm to
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Men were men, not these soy boy cucks, they ate RED MEAT with every meal and didn't drink sissy drinks like White wine.

I can remember when people the age I am now didn't seem as swishy
Seeing other 'men' from my generation wear skinny jeans and get excited over a mocha latte espresso etc etc makes me wonder where things went wrong.
This post was edited on 11/14/18 at 1:03 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Seeing other 'men' from my generation wear skinny jeans


Dwight Yoakam was wearing skinny jeans before it was cool and he's the sexiest man that ever lived
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 1:18 pm to
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skinny jeans

You misunderstand, I don't mean tight jeans.
I mean those that are so tight there is no space for your leg in them and they are often colored green, red, etc
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 1:26 pm to
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I mean those that are so tight there is no space for your leg in them and they are often colored green, red, etc



So Jeggings.

Despicable.

I was born and raised on collards, hot sauce, corn bread and sweet tea.

Today's generation on Kale and water, just not good for the baws. And when the civil war occurs, they will be the first to go.

Just glad us Baws is the same kinda baws.

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 4:48 pm to
Paging @Carolina_Girl , we need your judgement on this one.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:36 pm to
Yoakum sounds like he's got giant boogers lodged in his nostrils.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 9:28 pm to
Doyle Loses It



One of the greatest scenes ever filmed.
Posted by Skunk
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Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:31 pm to
No, I'm the sexiest man who ever lived.












































This post was edited on 11/14/18 at 10:36 pm
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