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Is anyone sitting in on the 3 day long marvel marathon at select amc theaters
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:14 pm
Yes that's right. A 55 hour marathon of nothing but superhero cgi leading up to the release of the newest Avengers movie at select theaters.
Are you currently attending this?
If you didn't go you have missed the opportunity to sit in a dark room with a bunch of people you don't know for 3 days
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Are you currently attending this?
If you didn't go you have missed the opportunity to sit in a dark room with a bunch of people you don't know for 3 days
LINK
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:15 pm to thatguy45
No. These movies suck right now and will only get worse with age.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:18 pm to KSGamecock
Its not even the quality of the movies that bothers me. Youre gonna be in there from morning of the 23rd to evening/night of the 25th
People wont have showered, changed clothes, etc. There will be people snoring.
Theres gonna be trash everywhere, stale popcorn, molding nacho cheese, and someone will undoubtedly either have brought their kid who will crap themselves, adding to the BO in the theater, or an adult will crap themselves
Imagine having to be the guy that cleans that place up
People wont have showered, changed clothes, etc. There will be people snoring.
Theres gonna be trash everywhere, stale popcorn, molding nacho cheese, and someone will undoubtedly either have brought their kid who will crap themselves, adding to the BO in the theater, or an adult will crap themselves
Imagine having to be the guy that cleans that place up
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:40 pm to thatguy45
Well they can probably use multiple theaters, shuffle them back and forth and clean between. Wouldn't you think?
Although if this really is sold as a single event it's still going to be a shitshow. Maybe they're envisioning a resort type dynamic where families of 4 buy the passes and pick and choose which ones to see, go home and sleep in their own bed and generally act like normal people on vacation or something. Instead of what it will be, a bunch of fat aspy eternal virgin manchildren willing and able to do the whole thing all stuck together for 3 days
Although if this really is sold as a single event it's still going to be a shitshow. Maybe they're envisioning a resort type dynamic where families of 4 buy the passes and pick and choose which ones to see, go home and sleep in their own bed and generally act like normal people on vacation or something. Instead of what it will be, a bunch of fat aspy eternal virgin manchildren willing and able to do the whole thing all stuck together for 3 days
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:44 pm to genro
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fat aspy eternal virgin manchildren
OP is not going to like that label.
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:55 pm to genro
quote:
Instead of what it will be, a bunch of fat aspy eternal virgin manchildren willing and able to do the whole thing all stuck together for 3 days
Yeah that's what I imagine it is. Who else is gonna go watch all those in a row? No one can handle that much cape shite in one sitting
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:56 pm to KSGamecock
It's an accurate term. As I don't fit the term and am not partaking in the marathon and know no one who is, why would I care?
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:56 pm to KSGamecock
I wish it was conveyed better myself. No matter how cool being a comic book nerds is nowadays, in reality a good portion of them are total Asperger's, fat smelly unkempt, irritable, zero social skills, zero friends ever, zero sexual contact ever, completely unemployable, live with Mom and eat their own boogers. And they've got the free time to do the marathon
Posted on 4/25/19 at 12:01 am to thatguy45
This sounds unhealthy and potentially deadly. 55 hours of movie theater buttered popcorn?
Posted on 4/25/19 at 12:08 am to thatguy45
Yea, ok Porkins.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 12:08 am to genro
That's accurate.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 12:19 am to KSGamecock
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Porkins
No one's ever really gone...
Posted on 4/25/19 at 12:28 am to thatguy45
Nacho cheese doesn't mold after 2 before 3 days, you lemming.
Get your cheese facts straight, simian
Get your cheese facts straight, simian
Posted on 4/25/19 at 6:16 am to thatguy45
I’m not at the marathon, but yes, I am seeing Endgame today at 6:00.
This is my entire childhood, it makes me so sad. When I was 6 years old I saw Iron Man in theaters with my older cousin (My mom didn’t want me to see it). Eleven years and 23 movies later, the story comes to an end. I’ve seen all 23 movies with my friends. You guys could never understand.
They are great actors and great movies. And you gentlemen, can collectively suck an egg.
This is my entire childhood, it makes me so sad. When I was 6 years old I saw Iron Man in theaters with my older cousin (My mom didn’t want me to see it). Eleven years and 23 movies later, the story comes to an end. I’ve seen all 23 movies with my friends. You guys could never understand.
They are great actors and great movies. And you gentlemen, can collectively suck an egg.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 6:23 am to diddlydawg7
You're 17 years old?
I don't believe you
I don't believe you
Posted on 4/25/19 at 7:36 am to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:31 am to diddlydawg7
Way to go, you f’d up now. They don’t call him “Groomin’ arse Vols and Shaft” for no reason.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:50 am to KSGamecock
I’m not afraid of Shaft. He’s kind of a little bitch with too much time on his hands.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:51 am to diddlydawg7
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:55 am to diddlydawg7
Good lord, how, at 16, could your life be boring enough to post on this website?
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