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re: I'M wondering why this board went dead again?

Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:11 pm to
We know that isn't true.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:12 pm to
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The truth is that the great war of Team Bunchie and the Lewminati took it's toll on everyone. Not everyone survived...


This is true. I left Team Bunchie and I do not think my relationship with Pio will ever be the same. He seems kind to me now but there is no intimacy between us. He appears to just be going through the motions. I think he is cyber seeing someone else now.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:13 pm to
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Haha! When did I say she could dance?!


Oops. I got you confused with DSJ.

Can she dance?

For research purposes.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:15 pm to
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Same here. I would love to get a google home and record a day of conversation in my house and then read the text of it. 

It would be a snoozer.


That's actually genius. My wife would finally know how wrong she really is all of the time.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:15 pm to
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We know that isn't true.


Sadly it is true.

Same house, same job, same church for a decade and a half.

Never lived outside the south.
Never traveled overseas for more than a week or so on a cruise.
Never done anything terribly risky like skydive, etc.

I am boring but I like it.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:16 pm to
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My wife would finally know how wrong she really is all of the time.



Yea it sounds nice in theory but no, it will only make it worse. Don't do it.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:17 pm to
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Never done anything terribly risky like skydive


He says, as he posts here.

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Never lived outside the south.


You're really not missing much.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:18 pm to
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My wife would finally know how wrong she really is all of the time.


Are you crazy? The only time my wife is more mad at me than me being wrong is when she was actually wrong and I point it out.

Don’t do that to yourself MOT!
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:19 pm to
I ain't scared of her. I'll rip up here citizens ship papers and send her arse packing across the pond!
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:19 pm to
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You're really not missing much.


Missing snow and ski bunnies on the slopes.

Missing Brazilian women who don’t like wearing tops with their thong bikinis.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:22 pm to
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Missing snow


After the first week it gets terribly boring.

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Missing Brazilian women who don’t like wearing tops with their thong bikinis.


Yea well maybe you're right.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:22 pm to
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I ain't scared of her.


You need to be scared.

It’s not because women are dangerous.

It’s because they never forget a relationship wound and can be just as dangerous 30 years from now (all in response to what made them angry today).

She will plot her revenge and she will get it.







Someday.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:24 pm to
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You need to be scared.



Does he? If she were hispanic he could easily get stabbed, if she were German he'd get poisoned but what do pissed off British women do? Overtoast the crumpets?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71468 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:29 pm to
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Overtoast the crumpets?


Dis. And put nasty Bovril on them

She is mean though. She could possibly over take me, but I'm American and we know that doesnt work out so well for the people in the old country.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:30 pm to
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but what do pissed off British women do? Overtoast the crumpets?



Remove the fluoride from his water supply?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71468 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:32 pm to
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Remove the fluoride from his water supply?



She has better teeth than me tbh, which is sad because I'm a Northerner.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:32 pm to
My uncle fought in Vietnam and then married a string of Vietnamese and Filipino women. You being married to a Brit reminds me of that.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:35 pm to
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My uncle fought in Vietnam


Tell him thank you for his service.

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then married a string of Vietnamese and Filipino women


Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 12:36 pm to
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Tell him thank you for his service.



We don't talk but I'm sure he feels the TYFYS through the ether.

Actual photo of MoT meeting his wife:

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