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Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:05 am to
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46378 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:05 am to
quote:

So....you saying you have a triple dick?



Yes. I can give the ladies a MMMF without making them feel like complete sluts.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134272 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:07 am to
Santa Pimp

Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140884 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:08 am to
I wanted to but was so pissed we just left. The lady is friends of Mama's mom, but still it's the principle. we had just gotten him to settle. I don't get why people want to stick their face so close to his. I'm hoping he spits on them.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:08 am to
My mom asked me tonight if I drink "too much beer."...
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134272 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:09 am to
So sammy lied tonight, I take it?

ETA: I second that, sms
This post was edited on 3/10/13 at 12:10 am
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:10 am to
Depends on if I actually think I drink too much beer. It's not really a lie if you're not accepting of the truth.

Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140884 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:11 am to
See y'all and have great night.
Posted by AUTiger2234
Member since Dec 2012
565 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:13 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134272 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:13 am to
Touché

Night sms
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:14 am to
Soooo... who should be more drunk. A female who drinks two bottles of 13% ABV wine or a guy who drink 5 bottles of *on average* 8% alcohol?
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:16 am to
The frick do you think? For two evenly matched people that would be an obvious outcome.

ETA: Five 8%s? What kind of bitch are you hanging out with Cat?
This post was edited on 3/10/13 at 12:17 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134272 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:16 am to
No idea
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:17 am to
quote:

Soooo... who should be more drunk. A female who drinks two bottles of 13% ABV wine or a guy who drink 5 bottles of *on average* 8% alcohol?



who weighs the most?
Posted by AUTiger2234
Member since Dec 2012
565 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:18 am to
quote:

who weighs the most?




Hmmm not saying lol
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:18 am to
quote:

who weighs the most?



He does. By far.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:20 am to
quote:

Five 8%s? What kind of bitch are you hanging out with Cat?




some people don't drink every day. and is being able to hold more alcohol considered "cool"?
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46378 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:22 am to
quote:

and is being able to hold more alcohol considered "cool"?



I look at it as being economically inefficient.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:22 am to
quote:

some people don't drink every day.


some people don't misunderstand humor
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:25 am to
quote:

I look at it as being economically inefficient.



Gump logic.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:26 am to
quote:


I look at it as being economically inefficient.




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