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Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:28 pm to bamafan425
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:28 pm to bamafan425
I suck at closing. Getting better, but still not great. Normally end up calling up one that's a sure thing if I need it.
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Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:28 pm to bamafan425
we have a friend like that. he never seals the deal
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:28 pm to Analyze That
quote:
What is everyone's top 5 cookies (homemade)?
No Bake Cookies
Peanut Butter Cookies
Double Chocolate Chip Cookies
Gingerbread Cookies
Peanut Butter Cup Cookies
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 11:30 pm
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:28 pm to bamafan425
Oh man we did that to one of our friends one night. Walked up to a table of 6 girls and said, "Haaaaave you met Mike?" and walked away. We get back to our table and one girl followed us and told us we were gay and all kind of shite. They were bitches to him. I apologized and offered to buy them a round of shots. They all got bar mat shots 
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:38 pm to 15sammy34
He's one to work a slow game. Hell get a number and then text her for awhile. 3 months later. Hes like remember that girl from the bar? Yeah she shacked last night.
I love messing with girls at bar. Some are so uptight.
Especially when I'm out of town and know I'll never see them again.
I love messing with girls at bar. Some are so uptight.
Especially when I'm out of town and know I'll never see them again.
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:43 pm to bamafan425
That's the best. 
I, no joke, convinced a hot lesbian (I had never seen an attractive one before, really) to kiss me at midnight in a bar in Athens on New Years. In front of her long time girlfriend. Possibly the single coolest thing I've ever pulled off.
I, no joke, convinced a hot lesbian (I had never seen an attractive one before, really) to kiss me at midnight in a bar in Athens on New Years. In front of her long time girlfriend. Possibly the single coolest thing I've ever pulled off.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:47 pm to 15sammy34
Ready for a gross story?
First time I went to Rodeo. I drank a case of Bud Heavy. Needless to say I was hammered. My friends left me somehow. And so I was by myself watching Cross Canadian Ragweed play. Starting dancing with this girl. We were just classic blackout making out. And in the spring I get lots of nose bleeds. And all the dust at rodeo didn't help. Well my nose starts bleeding. Gets all over her. We step aside and wipe it off. And she goes right back to sucking face.
It was so ridiculous.
She left somehow. I was stranded and had to hitchhike home.
First time I went to Rodeo. I drank a case of Bud Heavy. Needless to say I was hammered. My friends left me somehow. And so I was by myself watching Cross Canadian Ragweed play. Starting dancing with this girl. We were just classic blackout making out. And in the spring I get lots of nose bleeds. And all the dust at rodeo didn't help. Well my nose starts bleeding. Gets all over her. We step aside and wipe it off. And she goes right back to sucking face.
It was so ridiculous.
She left somehow. I was stranded and had to hitchhike home.
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 11:48 pm
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:49 pm to bamafan425
Unfortunately I've seen far worse at Rodeo. And heard of even worse than what I've seen. That sounds like a typical rodeo story.
ETA: walked in on a couple fricking in a portapotty at five or six that afternoon. How anyone could home in that I have no idea.
ETA: walked in on a couple fricking in a portapotty at five or six that afternoon. How anyone could home in that I have no idea.
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:51 pm to 15sammy34
Earlier that day I took a nap with some Georgia girls in the back of someone else's truck (wasn't theirs or ours).
Also there was a cooler in the middle of the field. Randomly. Me and a friend without saying a word picked it up and stride. Stole it. Had a shite ton of beer.
I also tried to dive and catch a football. Missed. Ending up falling asleep on the ground after my diving attempt.
Also there was a cooler in the middle of the field. Randomly. Me and a friend without saying a word picked it up and stride. Stole it. Had a shite ton of beer.
I also tried to dive and catch a football. Missed. Ending up falling asleep on the ground after my diving attempt.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:56 pm to bamafan425
My cooler with nearly a full thirty rack was stolen last year. Didn't slow anything down. There's so much beer there it's basically communal around your own trailer.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:58 pm to 15sammy34
It's a helluva time.
I've hitchhiked home both times cause my friends bitched out on staying for the concert.
I've hitchhiked home both times cause my friends bitched out on staying for the concert.
Posted on 3/29/13 at 12:00 am to bamafan425
Last year was my first one. Was an awesome time. Managed my drinking perfectly and wasn't really, truly drunk until EC was coming on state. Shouldn't have started on the whiskey after getting back though. That was fricking stupid.
Posted on 3/29/13 at 12:03 am to bamafan425
As a side note, I wouldn't have minded seeing Cross Canadian. They actually have several songs I like. Not really that excited about Brantley Gilbert and Kip Moore this year.
Posted on 3/29/13 at 12:04 am to 15sammy34
I never made it out after. We always want to but usually get pizza and pass out.
I'm heading to bed though. Take care.
I'm heading to bed though. Take care.
Posted on 3/29/13 at 12:04 am to bamafan425
Same to you
Posted on 3/29/13 at 12:08 am to 15sammy34
Now in first in my bracket 
Posted on 3/29/13 at 12:15 am to HoLeInOnEr05
I just went from second to middle of the pack with Indiana losing.
I'm about to turn in and dream of the land where the bass always hit top water and the turkeys always gobble. Where dogs don't die before their owners and the whiskey is always top shelf.
I'm about to turn in and dream of the land where the bass always hit top water and the turkeys always gobble. Where dogs don't die before their owners and the whiskey is always top shelf.
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