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re: If you haven't tried bath salts, you're missin out

Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:56 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Alright back on topic, what religion would you expect someone who takes bath salts and tries to eat your face to be?


Lutheran.
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 9:58 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:56 pm to
For the record this is a pro-Israel board and I think I speak for all regulars here when I say we disavow MoT's bigotry and hate.

Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:57 pm to
Born again Christian.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:58 pm to
I saw a web.m that would have been perfect for this earlier, sadly I didn't save it
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Alright back on topic, what religion would you expect someone who takes bath salts and tries to eat your face to be?


Not Pentecostals. They are only good at two things.
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 9:59 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:59 pm to
Speaking in tongues and getting bit by snakes?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:59 pm to
fricking and making peanut brittle.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

They are only good at two things.

nm
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 10:00 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:00 pm to
I don't get it
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19429 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

I don't get it

Mormon
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:02 pm to
I'm so lost right now. Are you calling me a mormon?
Posted by PorkDawg
Texas
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:02 pm to
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Posting neked right now in a scalding hot bath with some of the best salts a man can buy - CVS brand.


Solid choice. Really helps my hemorrhoids after a quality dump, as well. Burns like a bitch though.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19429 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:03 pm to

Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

Are you calling me a mormon?


Do you not eat sweets or engage women in pre-marital sexual intercourse?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:05 pm to
I still don't get it. I'm feeling real dumb right now. Might have to log off and hop on an alter.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:05 pm to
How you been dude? You are whom i think you are right??
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

I still don't get it.


Do you know any Pentecostal people?

quote:

Might have to log off and hop on an alter.


Use your Mizzou one.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:07 pm to
OMG YES I LOVE BASED BEN!!!
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19429 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:07 pm to
oh is it killz time?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:07 pm to
You ever going to use your twitter?
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