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re: If you and one other SEC ranter were the last two people on Earth
Posted on 4/9/14 at 1:59 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 4/9/14 at 1:59 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:00 pm to mizzoukills
This thread has been fairly entertaining.
I'd have to choose someone intelligent, witty and sexually adventurous. If we're the only two people left on the planet, let's face it--we're not going to repopulate the earth. The best scenario would be enjoying life as much as possible until we both die, so crazy sex, stimulating conversations and witty banter would be a requirement. What else would there be to do all day? Oh, and he'd have to be pretty capable and have a decent attitude about the situation. I'm fairly capable myself, and I can't imagine anything worse than being stuck with a big pussy who whines, cries and complains instead of being productive. If that was the case I'd end up just knocking him in the head before too long, then I'd be alone again, which may end up being better, except for the whole lack of crazy sex thing.
I'd probably be better off if I managed to be left with access to books, keys to a sex shop and an unlimited supply of batteries.
I'd have to choose someone intelligent, witty and sexually adventurous. If we're the only two people left on the planet, let's face it--we're not going to repopulate the earth. The best scenario would be enjoying life as much as possible until we both die, so crazy sex, stimulating conversations and witty banter would be a requirement. What else would there be to do all day? Oh, and he'd have to be pretty capable and have a decent attitude about the situation. I'm fairly capable myself, and I can't imagine anything worse than being stuck with a big pussy who whines, cries and complains instead of being productive. If that was the case I'd end up just knocking him in the head before too long, then I'd be alone again, which may end up being better, except for the whole lack of crazy sex thing.
I'd probably be better off if I managed to be left with access to books, keys to a sex shop and an unlimited supply of batteries.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:00 pm to DynastyDawg
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Goddammit. So I was here I just wasn't reading the OT yet.
Hey, you're faster than me. Took me almost a year to explore the other boards besides the Rant
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:01 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Ok so is that Coastie's return to the rant in the other thread or another Randy? 
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:01 pm to DynastyDawg
Coastie.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:03 pm to TbirdSpur2010
At first it's kinda overwhelming, but you learn to trim the fat for sure.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:03 pm to DynastyDawg
what thread?
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:03 pm to UMTigerRebel
ohhhhhhhhhhh shite
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:04 pm to DynastyDawg
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At first it's kinda overwhelming, but you learn to trim the fat for sure
I got the tar trolled out of me when I first showed up, not gonna lie
Took me a long while to settle in, but it's been worth it.Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:05 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Ranters from the past or whatever
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:06 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Oh yeah, my jimmies were rustled from the time I logged in until I went to sleep at night.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:07 pm to DynastyDawg
Aaaah I see now. I also didn't realize that was Coastie talking shite calling me a pervert that likes young gals until now.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:08 pm to DynastyDawg
You're doing it right, then
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:08 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I don't think she was talking to you.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:09 pm to DynastyDawg
The first thread I posted in multiple times on the rant was the Any Cow of Mine one.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:09 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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I got the tar trolled out of me when I first showed up, not gonna lie Took me a long while to settle in, but it's been worth it.
You still didn't fall for my Baylor thing like many of your fellow Aggies did though.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:09 pm to CatFan81
Yeah I thought she was going ham on Tdeucen
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:10 pm to CatFan81
I didn't at first either, but I figured if it was an older poster they may have remembered some of my pre banning offenses.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:11 pm to DynastyDawg
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Yeah I thought she was going ham on Tdeucen
They don't like each other. She tried to get him fired and tried to get his girlfriend to break up with him then threatened to have her brother beat him up.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:11 pm to UMTigerRebel
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UMTigerRebel
I'm pretty sure it was one of your fellow BearRanters that reeled me in from lurk status to posting.
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