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re: If Harry Rex was still alive ... UPDATE: He's been kidnapped
Posted on 5/31/24 at 5:52 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 5/31/24 at 5:52 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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…adhere to the old adage of “buyer-beware” & assume that the majority of “Chick’s” have D!cks.
My first guess was just a hunch now I'm convinced he's there.
I bet he's sporting a half facial tattoo by now. He gonna wake up like dis and missing a kidney.
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Posted on 5/31/24 at 8:16 pm to OK Roughneck
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I'm convinced he's there.
I bet he's sporting a half facial tattoo by now.
He gonna wake up like dis and missing a kidney
…and probably at least a tooth or two?
However?…
Technically?…
If he’s missing anything more than a single “tooth”?
…He’s gonna come up missing some “teeth” too.
Posted on 5/31/24 at 10:38 pm to paperwasp
I’m late to this thread, but when and how did Harry pass?
I’m guessing he bled out after winning a game of “bet you can’t cut your dick off with this pair of tin snips”
Also, SevenMaryThree is missing from the graph. Horny/Sad, imo.
I’m guessing he bled out after winning a game of “bet you can’t cut your dick off with this pair of tin snips”
Also, SevenMaryThree is missing from the graph. Horny/Sad, imo.
Posted on 5/31/24 at 10:40 pm to paperwasp
Green Day was all sad. No Doubt was nothing if not horny. This map would be more interesting aligned to unpretentious, dramatic, shirtless, and flannel.
But any way you put it, cake, hole, offspring while be there every time.
But any way you put it, cake, hole, offspring while be there every time.
Posted on 6/1/24 at 5:14 am to five_fivesix
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when and how did Harry pass?
Posted on 6/1/24 at 5:36 am to five_fivesix
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how did Harry pass?
Are you implying Harry was a fart in the wind?
If so, pull my finger and I will try and resurrect him.
Posted on 6/1/24 at 3:05 pm to five_fivesix
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I’m late to this thread…but how did Harry pass?
Posted on 6/1/24 at 5:45 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 6/6/24 at 3:22 pm to five_fivesix
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how did Harry pass?
Through mutual friends in the community I'm now receiving word that it may have involved another donkey show. And a midget. I hate to say, but it sounds like all may have come full circle. (Pun intended.)
You may recall our chance encounter last year, and Harry's later endeavor to distance himself (presumably due to the post-coital shame).
I fear he may have attempted return south of the border seeking a similar euphoria, but this time alone and defenseless.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 3:41 pm to paperwasp
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I'm now receiving word that it may have involved another donkey show.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 3:46 pm to paperwasp
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… And a midget.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 7:16 pm to paperwasp
That would make for a great tool box or hard hat sticker.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 8:13 pm to paperwasp
Holy shite! That donkey can frick 9 hours a day, every day?
frick Viagra! Imma buy a 50lb bag of Donkey Chow my next Costco trip.
frick Viagra! Imma buy a 50lb bag of Donkey Chow my next Costco trip.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 11:03 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Did they finally find his body?
Nope but they think they found his pillow.
Posted on 6/7/24 at 4:34 am to paperwasp
Free popcorn, that is how they hook you.
Gateway drug for sure
Gateway drug for sure
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:27 am to OK Roughneck
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they found his pillow
Posted on 6/7/24 at 8:27 am to Cheese Grits
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Gateway drug for sure
Posted on 6/7/24 at 2:31 pm to paperwasp
I always knew PIO's shittines would kill one of us sooner or later.
Posted on 6/7/24 at 3:59 pm to paperwasp
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UPDATE: He's been kidnapped
This is a perfect example of why I like to “carry a few extra pounds” on my body frame.
It’s REALLY challenging to try and kidnap a fat guy.
Posted on 6/7/24 at 4:11 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Coincidentally, that's Harry's exact model of pickup truck.
Can you make out a bicycle in the back, by any chance?
Can you make out a bicycle in the back, by any chance?
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