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re: Hypothetical scenario for $10 million

Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:56 am to
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10575 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:56 am to
quote:

where rebel discussed his expensive wardrobe




Well either he's lying about his wardrobe/profession, has had help from mommy and daddy, or his moral compass isn't as straight and true as he lets on.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55531 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 2:02 am to
Not saying either way. Rebel could be as straight as an arrow....at least as far as his work ethics are concerned
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 5:25 am to
Only $10,000,000 what kind of Jew is running this shite?
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:13 am to
quote:

no masturbating


quote:

Beat a homeless man to death with a blunt object


Too easy.

If it wasn't for laws, we'd all be murderers. Can't say the same for cocksucking.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109447 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:27 am to
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I'm just sayin, if I applied myself, I could jerk off 100 dudes in a day. Two days max. And never have to work another day in my life. Hells yeah.


Actually, if you used the dick jerking algorithm, you could actually jerk off 4 guys at a time as long as they're tip-to-tip like 2 shake weights. So long as they have a similar dick-to-floor ratio (or D2F) and similar mean jerk time (MJT), then you could feasibly jerk off 100 men in under an hour, especially if the time to orgasm (T2O) is slightly off and you have a guy with a similar D2F waiting on the wings to where you would waste no time or unneeded energy.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:38 am to
quote:

as they're tip-to-tip like 2 shake weights


quote:

if the time to orgasm (T2O) is slightly off


If they came at the same time with urethras butted together wouldn't that make them "water hammer"?
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:39 am to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109447 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:41 am to
quote:

If they came at the same time with urethras butted together wouldn't that make them "water hammer"?


Yeah, I guess it would.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:47 am to
quote:

I just want to think about tongues in pussies


I thought black guys didnt eat pussy? Now I know you are an Oreo.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:48 am to
This conversation is getting disgusting. And thats hard for the OT.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:48 am to
I would have sex with the homeless man then beat him to death to get the 10 million tax fee.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:53 am to


Just to put some context on this here convo. Above is the homeless man. Keep in mind he may fight back on the killin part.

Below is your gay man. Take your pick now.

Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:58 am to
I'd do a 3 some for 20 million.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:01 am to
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 10:02 am
Posted by rugbyag
McKinney, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
1083 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:01 am to
I dont have any complaints in my life right now. Could definitely use that kind of money but damn, I dont need money that bad to take either of those scenarios.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:05 am to
Seriously, I don't think there is any amount of money that would allow me to beat another human to death.

But the sex part. I would bang just about anything for type of payment.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24939 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:06 am to
quote:

have 30 minutes of sex with someone of the same gender.


Can I watch Netflix while doing it?
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24939 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:09 am to
Honestly I would not even care if people knew about the sex. I would just say yeah...I got 10 million for it. Everyone would understand and congratulate me.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:11 am to
Can I watch big titty Mexican midget porn so that I can keep it up?
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7374 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:26 am to
So what you're saying is would you rather kill a man or take it up the arse for $10 mil? I'd rather kill. If you ask me to kill a dog I can't.
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