re: how long before the American flag is banned?

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to frick all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shite all over everything.

So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't frick the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shite.