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Posted on 8/27/24 at 3:44 pm to Armymann50
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i'm neked as i type
Pretty standard for old guys, specially in this heat.
Hounds are all nekkid around me, so did not want them to feel awkward.
Posted on 8/27/24 at 4:49 pm to Armymann50
I am a sundress girly.
I don’t just hang out naked.
I don’t just hang out naked.
Posted on 8/28/24 at 4:31 am to Lexag
I think it's time to hose down some of these old geezers.
Hey guys, she's young enough to be your great grand daughter.
She has dimples and wears sundresses. Innocent as the driven snow.
Hey guys, she's young enough to be your great grand daughter.
She has dimples and wears sundresses. Innocent as the driven snow.
Posted on 8/28/24 at 6:33 am to kywildcatfanone
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I think it's time to hose down some of these old geezers.
They would probably just make it that opening scene from Zoolander.
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Hey guys, she's young enough to be your great grand daughter.
Yep.
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She has dimples and wears sundresses.
We are really stuck on those dimples.
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Innocent as the driven snow.
I don’t really agree with that. But it sounds nice.
Posted on 8/28/24 at 9:18 am to TigerLunatik
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You can stop imagining paperwasp. Here's a good picture of him here ...
Posted on 8/28/24 at 9:50 am to paperwasp
I've never liked the color green on you.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 12:55 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
I regret not buying longer boots.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 1:01 pm to paperwasp
Just get a matching thigh tattoo on the other leg and no one will notice.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 1:26 pm to paperwasp
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paperwasp
Posted on 8/29/24 at 1:43 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
TigerLunatik took me on a "weekend getaway" to his remote cabin in Sandwich, New Hampshire but when I wouldn't put out, he kicked me to the curb and made me find my own way home.
At one point I had been hitchhiking for days to no avail, when a Hawaiian Tropic tour bus happened by. Turns out the women onboard were going on a national bikini tour, and were looking for an oil boy that could grease them up before each competition.
Anyhoo... yeah, I'm back.
At one point I had been hitchhiking for days to no avail, when a Hawaiian Tropic tour bus happened by. Turns out the women onboard were going on a national bikini tour, and were looking for an oil boy that could grease them up before each competition.
Anyhoo... yeah, I'm back.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 1:53 pm to paperwasp
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TigerLunatik took me on a "weekend getaway" to his remote cabin in Sandwich, New Hampshire but when I wouldn't put out, he kicked me to the curb and made me find my own way home.
I bet he didn't even try to woo you. Probably just expected to get some. That's just like him.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:08 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Probably just expected to get some
This is what he kept telling me
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:51 pm to paperwasp
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Hawaiian Tropic
H - T Marketing in the early days was in Murray KY (Home of the Racers). I guess Kentucky Tropic just did not sound as good (besides, back in the day the real tan ladies used Valvoline Motor Oil to tan with and smoked Marlboro Red's). Outback Steakhouse was some SAE's from UK.
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oil boy
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:53 pm to Cheese Grits
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back in the day the real tan ladies used Valvoline Motor Oil to tan with
You sure it wasn't baby oil?
I've heard of women using Crisco, but actual motor oil?
This post was edited on 8/29/24 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:54 pm to paperwasp
Glad you’re back. I thought the old age got you.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 2:59 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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You sure it wasn't baby oil?
Yes
I was the one applying it from the old paper and metal cans you opened with a church key.
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:17 pm to Lexag
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I thought the old age got you
Mr. Grits and I maintain the buddy system at all times
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:20 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 8/29/24 at 3:27 pm to Cheese Grits
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a church key
Back in the day, friend's parents went out of town and of course he had a party.
One of our other friends was using one of those to open cans of juice for hunch punch — he slid it in his back pocket with the pointy-end sticking up, and later proceeded to sit all over said parents' leather furniture.
It did not go well.
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