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Hooking up with A Classmate at the Class Reunion

Posted on 5/31/24 at 11:03 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 5/31/24 at 11:03 pm
Married Woman keeps hitting on me and after a few drinks. We end up hooking up after the class reunion. She tells me that her husband wouldn't enjoy himself at the reunion and refused to go with her. They haven't spoken since the argument.

CSB.
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 5/31/24 at 11:16 pm to
Got some 50 year old strange. ‘grats.

Did she do butt stuff?
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14764 posts
Posted on 5/31/24 at 11:17 pm to
So you porked her.


This post was edited on 5/31/24 at 11:40 pm
Posted by Red Boarman
Member since Oct 2023
553 posts
Posted on 5/31/24 at 11:22 pm to
If she won't go in the bathroom or parking lot, I pass. I get it, all these years, but look at us now and who's doing whom. There's no after.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
26689 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 5:06 am to
quote:

She tells me that her husband wouldn't enjoy himself at the reunion and refused to go with her

Dammit, I told her to tell you it was okay as long as you “do the right thing” regarding Alabama basketball game threads this year.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58785 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 5:38 am to
quote:

keeps hitting on me and after a few drinks.


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130133 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 7:11 am to
Your 5th grade graduation?
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
2294 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Your 5th grade graduation?


How many times has he been held back?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130133 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 8:45 am to
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How many times has he been held back?


6
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26165 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 10:17 am to
You know it was only 5 times. 6th Grade was where he really ran into trouble bless him.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4696 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 10:18 am to

Disturbing AF.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21702 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 10:26 am to
I attended my last HS reunion with a GF. When a couple of my female classmates discovered I was actually single, they were hitting on me in front of my date. Some horny babes out there.
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
3362 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:42 pm to
do they ever hit on your alters?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

How many times has he been held back?

Parents held me back in 8th grade for basketball.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45076 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Married Woman keeps hitting on me and after a few drinks. We end up hooking up after the class reunion. She tells me that her husband wouldn't enjoy himself at the reunion and refused to go with her. They haven't spoken since the argument.

Congrats on screwing your cousin.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58785 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

So you porked her.


They were both Hog fans so they were "Makin Bacon"

To be fair, if Pio is SpiderMan, I envision this was the female.

Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14764 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 3:15 pm to
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They were both Hog fans so they were "Makin Bacon"



What are the odds that she weights around tree fiddy.

When my friends used to chase them bigguns they called it going Hoggin.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19816 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 3:17 pm to
Near the end of my relationship with the classmate I dated post graduation... I found out she hooked up with a classmate's husband at the reunion. Dude didn't go to our school, and his wife was best known for her appearance on unsolved mysteries during h.s. Turns out her blood uncle killed her aunt, over cheating allegations
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130133 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

do they ever hit on your alters?


He has an ongoing love affair with them
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14764 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

He has an ongoing love affair with them


He denies having alters but I'm a thinking there's a 3'some going on there.
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