re: Harry Caray couldn't call my game...

The absolute genius of Eminem...

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man, they don't understand I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me like it's my fault
His name rhymes with so many different words, jeez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?

(now rapping as is if he's Christopher Reeves)

Eminem, I'm coming to kill you
Always hated you, and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this shite too far
Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore

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