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re: Harry Caray couldn't call my game...
Posted on 10/10/26 at 8:57 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 10/10/26 at 8:57 pm to paperwasp
quote:
Is this gay porn?
I am a bit confused here
FTR
Elton John = gay
William Shatner = might be gay, but 100% ham
Engelbert Humperdink = who knows, but whatta name
Elvis Presley = panty dropper
Tom Jones = panty dropper
HtH
Posted on 10/12/26 at 10:34 am to Cheese Grits
quote:
Is this gay porn?
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:16 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:27 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:
Is this gay porn?
Posted on 10/13/26 at 9:29 am to TigerLunatik
Posted on 10/13/26 at 10:07 am to paperwasp
Posted on 10/13/26 at 6:51 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 10/13/26 at 7:18 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Did they advertise those as a public bidet?
Posted on 10/13/26 at 8:09 pm to TigerLunatik
Are you running to get you a cup?
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:34 am to TigerLunatik
I fashioned myself a customized D.I.Y. Bidet…
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:47 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
That is what i'm fricking talking about
Posted on 10/14/26 at 10:41 am to TigerLunatik
I think SCDB must be on the dark web or the deep web or whatever TF because our boy has always got the meme, gif, or pic that’s on time.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:36 pm to Radio One
quote:
I think SCDB must be on the dark web
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:08 pm to Radio One
quote:
SCDB must be on the dark web or the deep web or whatever….
Posted on 10/14/26 at 5:23 pm to TigerLunatik
Have to be kinda self aware on DiY's
Back in the 70's, maybe (when the pump jockeys not only filled your tank, but checked your oil, your air, and washed your windshields) and the place was locally owned with 2 to 4 bays for fixing your car.
wildcatfan, jump up and show your age if you remember the service station heading into Lexington on the Versailles Road that the owner had the tropical fruit greenhouse attached to his station.
Anyway, such a place (maybe KY or TN) had some good old baws goofing off just after quitting time (maybe 5pm back then) by lighting their farts with a match or lighter and laughing like all get out. The one of them grabs the air pressure hose and shoots it up his backside. He was wearing shorts by then, and dad gum if part of his innards shot out. Kinda like a prolapsed hemmeroid but much more awe inspiring.
Wound up pushing them back in with his finger and some there drove him to the hospital just in case. He was OK
Now I know lots of folks are bidet happy these days but anything shooting water or air up your butt is a "no go" from me.
Back in the 70's, maybe (when the pump jockeys not only filled your tank, but checked your oil, your air, and washed your windshields) and the place was locally owned with 2 to 4 bays for fixing your car.
wildcatfan, jump up and show your age if you remember the service station heading into Lexington on the Versailles Road that the owner had the tropical fruit greenhouse attached to his station.
Anyway, such a place (maybe KY or TN) had some good old baws goofing off just after quitting time (maybe 5pm back then) by lighting their farts with a match or lighter and laughing like all get out. The one of them grabs the air pressure hose and shoots it up his backside. He was wearing shorts by then, and dad gum if part of his innards shot out. Kinda like a prolapsed hemmeroid but much more awe inspiring.
Wound up pushing them back in with his finger and some there drove him to the hospital just in case. He was OK
Now I know lots of folks are bidet happy these days but anything shooting water or air up your butt is a "no go" from me.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 5:30 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:
shooting water or air up your butt is a "no go"
Same general rule of thumb also applies to live eels, hamsters, firecrackers & bottle rockets…
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:14 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 10/15/26 at 8:36 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:29 am to paperwasp
Posted on 10/15/26 at 11:45 am to paperwasp
If your pecker is shooting green, see your doc for a shot.
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