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Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:05 pm to Jrv2damac
What's wrong with you?
Posted on 7/28/25 at 12:38 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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DON'T DEPORT ME
I DON'T HAVE LEGS!
HRV, bastard child of Nazi frog experiments, his ancestors were exiled to Brazil and farmed for food with the fall of Germany (and clearly not over when they bombed Pearl Harbor). After birth, HRV was smuggled into Arkansas where his legs were removed to feed a hungry cajun living in Mountain Home (and possible birth site of Pio). Apparently, HRV tastes like chicken and the Tyson folks want to see if they can market his arms with the increased demand for buffalo wings.
Posted on 7/28/25 at 9:22 pm to Jrv2damac
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Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:43 am to Jrv2damac
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Posted on 7/29/25 at 3:02 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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DON'T DEPORT ME
I DON'T HAVE LEGS!
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:39 pm to Jrv2damac
Lunatik sucks and is a traitor.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 8:55 pm to Jrv2damac
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Lunatik sucks
I met him in prison once and know this to be true.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 11:06 pm to Ferriday AF
Women's prison?
Posted on 8/4/25 at 1:07 pm to awestruck
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