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Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:10 pm to OK Roughneck
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:10 pm to OK Roughneck
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I Always thought Bella Thorne was Hot
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Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:28 pm to paperwasp
Wasp Bella would in constant need of physical rehab. 
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Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:53 pm to OK Roughneck
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:12 pm to OK Roughneck
Bella Thorne is your wife?
Posted on 3/25/25 at 9:05 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Nope so she's still able to walk. 
Posted on 3/26/25 at 3:50 am to OK Roughneck
Today in History: March 26
1804 Congress orders the removal of Indians east o
1938 Hermann Goering warns all Jews to leave Austria.
1942 The Germans begin sending Jews to Auschwitz in Poland.
1951 The United States Air Force flag design is approved.
1953 Dr. Jonas Salk announces a new vaccine against polio.
1982 Ground is broken in Washington D.C. for the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
1992 An Indianapolis court finds heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson guilty of rape.
Born on March 26
1911 Tennessee Williams, American dramatist (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, A Streetcar Named Desire).
1914 William Westmoreland, U.S. army general during the Vietnam War.
1930 Sandra Day O'Connor, U.S. Supreme Court Justice.
Joke of the Day
Recess and cookies
An elementary teacher asks her students what they did during recess.
Teacher: Johnny what did you do doing recess?
Johnny: I played in the sandbox.
Teacher: Okay, if you can write the word "sand" on the board, you get a cookie.
Johnny writes "sand" and gets his cookie.
Teacher: Alright Suzie, what did you do?
Suzie: I played in the sandbox with Johnny.
Teacher: Okay, if you can write the word "box" on the board, you get a cookie.
Suzie writes "box" and gets her cookie.
Teacher: Jamal, what did you do?
Jamal: Well, I tried to play with Johnny and Suzie, but they kicked sand in my face.
Teacher: Oh no, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can write "blatant racial discrimination" on the board, you get a cookie.
Posted on 3/26/25 at 4:21 am to Armymann50
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Intel officially introduces the "Pentium" processor chip,
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Good morning
Posted on 3/26/25 at 4:29 am to Armymann50
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I remember KP.
Your wife must appreciate your pot scrubbing and tater peeling skills!
Posted on 3/26/25 at 4:51 am to Cheese Grits
Morning all
Posted on 3/26/25 at 5:08 am to Cheese Grits
quote:yes she does.
Your wife must appreciate your pot scrubbing and tater peeling skills!
Only had KP once when I was in the army. Basic training Ft Sill OK had me pealing potatos with a machine that took the skins off. The only thing was that if you left them in the machine longer the potatos got smaller and smaller. out of a 50lbs bag of taters I ended up with about 4Lbs of taters they didn't ever have me do KP again.
Posted on 3/26/25 at 10:21 am to Armymann50
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Ft Sill OK had me pealing potatos with a machine that took the skins off.
You young whippersnappers get all the technology.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:03 am to Cheese Grits
Morning all
Posted on 3/27/25 at 5:54 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: March 27
1350 While besieging Gibraltar, Alfonso XI of Castile dies of the black death.
1836 The Mexican army massacres Texan rebels at Goliad.
1912 The first cherry blossom trees, a gift from Japan, are planted in Washington, D.C.
1933 Some 55,000 people stage a protest against Hitler in New York.
1944 One thousand Jews leave Drancy, France for the Auschwitz concentration camp.
1945 General Dwight Eisenhower declares that the German defenses on the Western Front have been broken.
1952 Elements of the U.S. Eighth Army reach the 38th parallel in Korea, the original dividing line between the two Koreas.
1958 The United States announces a plan to explore space near the moon.
1976 Washington, D.C. opens its subway system.
1977 In aviation's worst disaster yet, 582 die when a KLM Pan Am 747 crashes.
1980 Mount St Helens becomes active after 123 years
2019 Facebook bans white nationalism and white supremacy following criticism that Christchurch terrorist able to live-stream his attack
2020 UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson announces he has contracted COVID-19 but will continue to lead the country "thanks to the wizardry of modern technology" while in self-isolation
Born on March 27
1785 Louis XVII, pretender to the throne during the French Revolution.
1863 Sir Henry Royce, cofounder of the Rolls-Royce automotive company.
1924 Sarah Vaughan, jazz singer.
Joke of the Day
A boy in Brooklyn is outside of a candy shop shoveling candy in his mouth. A man approaches the boy and says, "Don't eat candy, kid. It's not good for you."
The boy replied, "My grandfather lived until he was 97."
"Really," said the man. "Did he eat a lot of candy, too?"
The boy replied, "No, but he minded his own fricking business."
Posted on 3/27/25 at 12:40 pm to Armymann50
Afternoon All we have Sweet 16 BB on tonight. 
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:35 pm to OK Roughneck
Good evening
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:49 pm to Rockbrc
Glad I'm not the only one thats ever late for the morning thread.
Posted on 3/28/25 at 4:53 am to OK Roughneck
Morning all
Posted on 3/28/25 at 5:56 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: March 28
1774 Britain passes the Coercive Act against rebellious Massachusetts.
1864 A group of Copperheads attack Federal soldiers in Charleston, Illinois. Five are killed and twenty wounded.
1908 Automobile owners lobby Congress in support of a bill that calls for vehicle licensing and federal registration.
1917 The Women's Army Auxiliary Corps (WAAC) is founded, Great Britain's first official service women.
1941 English novelist Virginia Woolf throws herself into the River Ouse near her home in Sussex. Her body will not be found until April 18.
1942 A British ship, the HMS Campbeltown, a Lend-Lease American destroyer, which was specifically rammed into a German occupied dry-dock in France, explodes, knocking the area out of action for the German battleship Tirpitz.
1979 A major accident occurs at Pennsylvania's Three Mile Island nuclear power plant
1999 An American Stealth F117 Nighthawk is shot down over northern Yugoslavia during NATO air strikes.
2020 US President Donald Trump makes grim projection that 240,000 American could die from COVID-19, even with restrictions in place
2021 Mexico revises its COVID-19 death toll up by 60% to more than 321,000 giving it the second highest COVID death toll in the world
2022 Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs so called "Don't Say Gay" bill limiting LGBTQ classroom instruction
Born on March 28
1652 Samuel Sewall, British colonial merchant and one of the Salem witch trial judges.
JOTD
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.
I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote...
"I can see your feet.
We're outta bread: be back in five minutes.
Posted on 3/28/25 at 5:56 am to Armymann50
Good morning
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