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Posted on 10/7/24 at 12:53 pm to Armymann50
Posted on 10/7/24 at 12:53 pm to Armymann50
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There are two kinds of people in this world... Avoid both of them.
I try.
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Posted on 10/7/24 at 1:14 pm to kywildcatfanone
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wait, we play Vandy next week
Ehh, you'll probably be fine. Players just love to do all the "performance-of-their-life" bullshite against us.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 2:12 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:48 pm to Lexag
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I try.
Jimmy Dugan told me to avoid the clap, pretty good advice all these years later
Posted on 10/8/24 at 4:21 am to Cheese Grits
Morning all
Posted on 10/8/24 at 4:53 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: October 8
314 Battle at Cibalae: Roman emperor in the west Constantine the Great beats emperor in the east Licinius
876 Charles the Bald is defeated at the Battle of Andernach.
1862 The Union is victorious at the Battle of Perryville, the largest Civil War combat to take place in Kentucky.
1871 The Great Chicago Fire begins in southwest Chicago, possibly in a barn owned by Patrick and Katherine O'Leary. Fanned by strong southwesterly winds, the flames raged for more than 24 hours, eventually leveling three and a half square miles and wiping out one-third of the city. Approximately 250 people were killed in the fire; 98,500 people were left homeless; 17,450 buildings were destroyed.
1906 Karl Ludwig Nessler first demonstrates a machine in London that puts permenant waves in hair. The client wears a dozen brass curlers, each wearing two pounds, for the six-hour process.
1918 US Army corporal Alvin C. York kills 28 German soldiers and captures 132 in the Argonne Forest; promoted to sergeant and awarded US Medal of Honor and French Croix de Guerre.
1919 The U.S. Senate and House of Representatives pass the Volstead Prohibition Enforcement Bill.
1968 U.S. forces in Vietnam launch Operation SEALORDS (South East Asia Lake, Ocean, River and Delta Strategy), an attack on communist supply lines and base areas in and around the Mekong Delta.
1973 In the Yom Kippur War an Israeli armored brigade makes an unsuccessful attack on Egyptian positions on the Israeli side of the Suez Canal.
2001 US President George W. Bush establishes the Office of Homeland Security.
2020 FBI charge 13 men with plotting to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer and storm the Michigan Capitol
2023 Israel formally declares war on Hamas as the death toll reaches about 1,100 on both sides and Israel increases airstrikes on Gaza
Born on October 8
1943 Chevy Chase, actor, comedian, known for his roles on Saturday Night Live TV series and comedic movies (National Lampoon's Summer Vacation, Caddyshack).
1948 Johnny Ramone, musician, songwriter, founding member of The Ramones band.
1970 Matt Damon, actor, screenwriter, producer, philanthropist; shared Academy Award and Golden Globe for screenplay Good Will Hunting; appeared in Saving Private Ryan, Invictus.
JOTD
Doctor: You should stop masturbating
Me: Why doc? Is there something wrong?
Doctor: Its making me really uncomfortable
Posted on 10/8/24 at 6:12 am to Armymann50
Good morning
Posted on 10/8/24 at 8:31 am to Rockbrc
Morning All 
Posted on 10/8/24 at 8:50 am to OK Roughneck
'Sup!
Posted on 10/9/24 at 4:08 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Today in History: October 9
0028 BC
The Temple of Apollo is dedicated on the Palatine Hill in Rome.
1760
Austrian and Russian troops enter Berlin and begin burning structures and looting.
1781
Americans begin shelling the British surrounded at Yorktown.
1888
The Washington Monument, designed by Robert Mills, opens to the public.
1949
Harvard Law School begins admitting women.
1950
U.N. forces, led by the First Cavalry Division, cross the 38th parallel in South Korea and begin attacking northward towards the North Korean capital of Pyongyang.
1999
Last flight of the Lockheed SR-71 "Blackbird" stealth reconnaissance aircraft.
2006
North Korea reportedly tests its first nuclear device.
2019
Nearly 1 million people in northern California have their power cut by Pacific Gas and Electric to prevent wildfires amid high winds
2022
Brightest cosmic explosion ever seen - a gamma ray burst 2.4 billion light years away, thought to be a massive star collapsing to form a black hole in a 1 in 10,000 year event
Today in History: Born on October 9
1873
Charles Rudolph Walgreen, "the father of the modern drugstore."
1940
John Lennon, musician, singer, songwriter; one of the Beatles ("Imagine," "Give Peace a Chance").
JOTD
Russia is invading Finland
During the invasion a Russian general and his troops come to a hill.
They hear a voice shouting: "One Fin can beat ten Russians!"
The general laughs about it and sends ten of his troops to go kill whoever is on the other side of the hill. There is alot of noise and shooting and after a while silence comes and none of the Russians return.
The voice speaks once again saying: "One Fin can beat 100 Russians!"
The general is a little upset by now and sends 150 of his troops to go for sure. Once again there is alot of noise and shooting and once again none of the Russians return.
The Voice speaks again: "One fin can beat 1000 Russians!"
The general is fuming and sends 1000 of his best men. The noise and shooting lasts way longer this time and as silence almost settled again one Russian comes crawling back over the hill bleeding from a wound.
He says: "I beg you, don't send any more troops, it's a trap! There are two of them!
Posted on 10/9/24 at 4:28 am to Armymann50
Morning all
Posted on 10/9/24 at 6:22 am to Armymann50
Good morning
Posted on 10/9/24 at 6:42 am to Armymann50
Morning All Happy Hump Day
Posted on 10/9/24 at 7:27 am to OK Roughneck
Morning
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:10 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Good morning guys! I hope all of you have an amazing day!
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:17 am to Lexag
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amazing day!
colder than a witches tit in a brass bra in november
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:32 am to Armymann50
While it’s a cold morning the high is 90. So not quite cool weather yet.
Posted on 10/9/24 at 11:49 am to Lexag
We are finally into fall weather. Can walk the dogs without needing a shower after.
Posted on 10/10/24 at 5:50 am to kywildcatfanone
Morning all
Posted on 10/10/24 at 5:51 am to kywildcatfanone
Today in History: October 10
0019 BC
Germanicus, the best loved of Roman princes, dies of poisoning. On his deathbed he accuses Piso, the governor of Syria, of poisoning him.
1733
France declares war on Austria over the question of Polish succession.
1789
In Versailles France, Joseph Guillotin says the most humane way of carrying out a death sentence is decapitation by a single blow of a blade.
1845
The U.S. Naval Academy is founded at Annapolis, Md.
1877
Lt. Col. George Armstrong Custer is buried at West Point in New York.
1911
The Panama Canal opens.
1971
The London Bridge, built in 1831 and dismantled in 1967, reopens in Lake Havusu City, Arizona, after being sold to Robert P. McCulloch and moved to the United States.
1973
Spiro Agnew resigns the vice presidency amid accusations of income tax evasion. President Richard Nixon names Gerald Ford as the new vice president. Agnew is later convicted and sentenced to three years probation and fined $10,000.
1985
An Egyptian plane carrying hijackers of the Achille Lauro cruise ship is intercepted by US Navy F-14s and forced to land at a NATO base in Sicily.
2008
Orakzai bombing, Afghanistan: members of the Taliban drive an explosive-laden truck into a meeting of 600 people discussing ways to rid their area of the Taliban; the bomb kills 110.
2009
After closed borders for nearly two hundred years, Armenia and Turkey sign protocols in Zurich to open their borders
2023
US President Joe Biden pledges support for Israel in the wake of Hamas' attack on the country and its retaliatory bombardment of Gaza
Today in History: Born on October 10
1731
Henry Cavendish, English physicist who measured the density and mass of the Earth.
1924
James Clavell, novelist (Shogun, Noble House).
1946
Ben Vereen, actor (Roots miniseries).
1954
David Lee Roth, singer, songwriter, actor, author; lead vocalist for hard rock band Van Halen; member of Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame (2007).
1958
Tanya Tucker, singer whose first hit, "Delta Dawn," came when she was just 13.
1963
Daniel Pearl, journalist; captured and beheaded by Al Queda in Pakistan; Daniel Pearl Foundation to promote tolerance and understanding internationally founded in his memory.
1969
Brett Favre, pro football player; only pro quarterback to throw for over 70,000 yards, completing 6,000 passes, including over 500 for touchdowns.
1974
Dale Earnhardt Jr., stock car racing driver and team owner; won Most Popular Driver Award in NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 10 times (2003–2012)
JOTD
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.
I thought to myself, "I really need a new fricking boat."
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